30 Laps Around The Sun

I've officially made it 30 laps around the sun.It's going to be tough not being able to trust myself, now that I'm old. I've become 'the system'. If somebody would have told teenage me I was going to join the military, I'd have asked them for some of whatever drugs they were on.My 20's were weird, so I'm sure that my 30's are going to be completely normal. IĀ guaranteeĀ that I won't regret typing that - no, sir.My wife is giving me a ton of shit. It's payback for all the crap I pulled o … [Read more...]