Sideburns should go back to 1860′s regulations

I'm just sayin'... I'm on leave. Lots of soldiers do embarrassing little cosmetic experiments when we can... because we can.  Mohawks, beards, etc. Our wives all roll their eyes, but, "YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!" works every time. (: Shaving them off tonight. My hair grows fast; that's only a week or so of intentional mutton chop growth. Bye bye identity crutches! I used to look like this before I joined the military: Identity Crutches RBB performer and atheist anti-folk … [Read more...]