US Army just punked all the local Justin Bieber fans at Fort Meade

Fort Meade, Maryland is home to the National Security Agency (NSA). Clearly, they've got some real 'smart guys' working there. The official Fort Meade Facebook page just announced a surprise visit from a ridiculous cast of characters. It was a 'short notice opportunity'.Apparently, a few people actually showed up. They didn't think it was funny... which makes it even funnier.Team Meade - NOW ANNOUNCING A SHORT NOTICE OPPORTUNITY!!!In a surprise promotional event for their upcoming j … [Read more...]

Planetary scientist Carolyn Porco fires a ‘space doodoo pistol’ at Saturn

Carolyn Porco is the leader of the Cassini imaging team. She has discovered a damned Death Star orbiting Saturn.via: Carolyn Porco at CICLIPSThe evil GALACTIC EMPIRE has inserted its Death Star among the moons of a giant ringed world orbiting a middle-aged star. Alarm spreads among the fearful EARTHLINGS on a small nearby planet: what has brought the Empire to this galactic sector, to this Sun?Intercepting sinister electromagnetic bursts, and suspicious of evil intent, the EARTHLINGS di … [Read more...]

Armor of Light / Camp Pendleton just don’t have the muscle

Armor of Light is a ministry that currently gets a lot of special treatment on the USMC base, Camp Pendleton (near San Diego). They recently posted this ridiculous picture on one of their facebook walls.You might need to see this one embiggened.The fellow with the sunburn has 2 biceps on one arm. He's going to beat the fellow with the mullet easily. Neat picture, though. - Justin Griffith … [Read more...]

Church sign: “An atheist is a…” HAHAHAHAHA

Perhaps the 'rare double fail' isn't all that rare.Obviously the intended message itself is so dumb that it nearly comes off as a compliment. Sorry, Jen McCreight, Stefanie Svan, Ophelia Benson, Greta Christina, half of my readers, etc... apparently you aren't atheists. If you're depressed about the demotion, you can always go to the invisible support group (there's one right by this sign).This is real. It's not from some meme-site. Thanks for the picture, C.H. in New Bern, NC!"An a … [Read more...]

I’m being ‘infantile’ because ‘I want to murder christians’

James Delts read my blog post about a ridiculous person claiming that atheists were on the verge of publicly executing all the Christians in America. He weighed in with this blistering anecdote:what a shower of bigots you are. Some here have even demanded they that christians be murdered here, so thats it, its ok just to murder someone because they have different beliefs and disagree with abortion, so you can be entertained. How the hell can you call for people to be killed? I thought you … [Read more...]

They laughed at Noah too, and they all died in the flood

Let's This is from a local Fort Bragg area news poll about something really simple. Should Christians in the military get special treatment and be allowed to have massive events AND deny atheists the same opportunity?Please tell me you already voted... you don't even need a real email addy, if you're afraid of spam!Cynthia Wesley11:58 am on Monday, October 8, 2012Nothing you atheists say disproves the Bible. Nothing you say is based on fact, only theory. People all laughed at … [Read more...]

Military training video on how to perform a ‘rocket jump’

Ever wanted to live your life like a video game? More than just strafing around every corner, and jumping constantly... you can now perform a rocket jump!The military now has training videos!www.youtube.com/embed/_mKdcOfe7dU?list=UUdJnO93k4mtNQ4a1DXx1Qyg&hl=en_USlolwut? Good stuff. Read more at the military.com story.  … [Read more...]

“Unseen IMPERISHABLE bodies in aura”

The email I just received from Don Smalter just changed the way I think about things. Things like, should I listen to Don Smalter about anything? Will I become dumber if I read this whole email? I just stubbed my toe, so maybe reading just a few paragraphs already made me dumber. Motherfucker!It starts out like this:Electro-magnetic imprint of DNA goes with you in the death transition? Multi-life history/experience/deeds and “form holding” pattern in Junk DNA ? Reincarnation likely?  Scie … [Read more...]


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