Craigslist ad: “Praying for a Free new/used car”

Crazy soldiers! lolwut: Yeah I suggest this person make use of the off-post blood / blood platelette donation centers - you can earn more than a car payment every month. *Copypasta below the fold:* … [Read more...]

Antici……….pation

Sometimes not letting ordinary people know what you're up to works in your favor. It tends to keep certain types of people 'in suspense'. Then... when you finally deliver the answer to them, they tell all of their buddies. … [Read more...]

Jesus was gay

That's right, Pastor Sean Harris would have punched baby Jesus - for being gay. Or so says Kenneth Low, author of Dark Knowledge. Kenneth contacted me on Facebook to let me know about his important book. He said: "Allow me to introduce myself. I’m a retired physician living in Davis and author of a book, Dark Knowledge. Essentially a logical argument, it leads the reader to a surprising revelation:  Jesus was gay. I’m opening a new avenue in public secular discussion." This is … [Read more...]

Happy Mother’s Day, hope you like military-grade FAIL

An anonymous foxhole atheist at Fort Jackson sent me this. If you seek it out, remember do not start flame wars, and always be respectful. Don't feed any trolls that may pop up. I'm going to Fort Jackson in a few weeks - trying to keep pitchforks and torches out of this. If you must, leave your comment on the post itself. Don't click on the picture to leave a comment. The picture is secular and comes from some other unit that didn't say anything about god - you'd be speaking to the … [Read more...]

Church sign fail “Jesus – making atheists backslide for 2000 years”

The word 'backslide' has a very specific meaning. It doesn't mean what they think it means. Click to embiggen: Wikipedia sums it up: This article is about the theological phenomenon. For the dance, see Moonwalk (dance). Backsliding is a term used within Christianity to describe a process by which an individual who has converted to Christianity reverts to pre-conversion habits and/or lapses or falls into sin, when a person turns from God to pursue their own desire. In other … [Read more...]

Off the record, Sgt. Griffith is doing the work of Satan

Enough time has passed that I can share this bizarre little story. A powerful chaplain refused to speak to the press about RBB, citing an unverified order from above. He just couldn't help himself from saying something. A documentary is in post-production right now about the lead up to RBB, keep an eye out. Scott Burdick, the filmmaker, relayed his experience talking to Chaplain (Lt. Col.) Antonio McElroy. Scott called the Garrison Chaplain's office, hoping to speak to any chaplain about the … [Read more...]

Facebook super-fail: only Christians survive in a foxhole

Larry M. says I'm a 'dummy' that's going to get 'wacked' (sic) in a foxhole because... I'm not a Christian. He's also grateful that he doesn't have to be the guy who carries my body back to the FOB. Atheists are just too damned heavy! At least he accepts that there are indeed atheists in foxholes. I'm not sure why he sent me a message implying my impending death (because his god wouldn't block the bullets for me.) Oh well... this is progress, people! If you want to communicate with me … [Read more...]

Newt Gingrich was bitten by a penguin at the zoo

LOLWUT? Please tell me there is video of this! GREENSBORO, N.C. – The day after Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin at a zoo, he acknowledged he is “the underdog” and said his campaign began renting their donor list because they needed money. ... Following a tour of the NASCAR museum, Gingrich said he spoke with Santorum in St. Louis, Mo. but only briefly. (This was the same day the Speaker visited the St. Louis Zoo, was nipped by a penguin and met a tiger named Callista – just … [Read more...]


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