Pabst Yellow Ribbon Campaign

These yellow ribbons, stickers, and magnets are pointless and only benefit the makers of ribbons, stickers, and magnets. Find a soldier, veteran, or military spouse and just say “Thank you.” Bonus points: beer is another way to spend about the same amount of money as the ribbon would have cost. That’s why I’m dubbing this [Read More...]

Shitfaced in the Portal Potty

I’ve been deployed to the sandbox for several months. So I made this: What do you think about my Portal Potty? Don’t get the joke? You must not have played the science and physics-based video game Portal (or it’s incredible sequel – what an ending!) That’s okay, you don’t have to play it to get [Read More...]


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