“Unseen IMPERISHABLE bodies in aura”

The email I just received from Don Smalter just changed the way I think about things. Things like, should I listen to Don Smalter about anything? Will I become dumber if I read this whole email? I just stubbed my toe, so maybe reading just a few paragraphs already made me dumber. Motherfucker! It starts out like this: Electro-magnetic imprint of DNA goes with you in the death transition? Multi-life history/experience/deeds and “form holding” pattern in Junk DNA ? Reincarnation likely?  … [Read more...]

Craigslist ad: “Praying for a Free new/used car”

Crazy soldiers! lolwut: Yeah I suggest this person make use of the off-post blood / blood platelette donation centers - you can earn more than a car payment every month. *Copypasta below the fold:* … [Read more...]

Jesus was gay

That's right, Pastor Sean Harris would have punched baby Jesus - for being gay. Or so says Kenneth Low, author of Dark Knowledge. Kenneth contacted me on Facebook to let me know about his important book. He said: "Allow me to introduce myself. I’m a retired physician living in Davis and author of a book, Dark Knowledge. Essentially a logical argument, it leads the reader to a surprising revelation:  Jesus was gay. I’m opening a new avenue in public secular discussion." This is … [Read more...]

“The military needs god’s protection not some wacko like you”

I am the recipient of comments. Sometimes I'll get a rapid-fire volley from a single person, too impulsive to resist the warm embrace of the 'submit' button. Their brains are mid-explosion, possibly their underpants too. Like this: This person says that I need to get out of the military and America. Then he went on for 10 minutes submitting five separate comments on the same post. Sick of wackos says: March 17, 2012 at 4:49 pm JUSTIN GRITTITH…GET OUT OF THE MILITARY AND … [Read more...]

“Nice chest hair, asshole.” This one’s for you, reddit.

Reddit's atheist community has been extremely kind to the Rock Beyond Belief festival.Without their overwhelming support and pleas for me to keep them informed, I might have given up. But a recent picture in a news story made me think back to a surreal moment on reddit. One of my favorite things that I learned from reddit was how to take criticism. Especially extremely harsh but still funny criticism. The first really jarring experience came from December 2010 - 3 months into planning … [Read more...]

Have a good day

I get email, too: There are no atheists in foxholes buddy they all cry out to God when the shells are raining in. To hold an antheist event on a military post is unacceptable. Leave people alone and quit pushing your views on people. Without GOD our country wouldnt be what it is today and sadly because of groups like you taking GOD out of everything is why our country is sliding down a slippery slope to no return. Until our country puts GOD first we will continue to deterioate into a third … [Read more...]

Fort Bragg Craigslist ad: Tree climber looking for work

Craigslist seems weirder around a military town. Fort Bragg and the greater Fayetteville area have provided several hilarious weirdos. There was the man with 5 felonies demanding that we all stop being absconding interlopers. And there was the 50 foot dresser that was also specifically advertised as 'not haunted' This week's entry into my series on Craigslist is no exception. experienced Tree climber looking for work. (Fayetteville ) Looking for climbing work NO TREE TOO BIG OR TOO … [Read more...]

If you’re so innocent, why wont you admit that you’re not?

I believe my my out of context comments at Fox News have been taken even further out of context. Here's another 'winner' in the mailbag. “We felt it was entirely inappropriate for anyone to say your current religion is wrong,” Griffith told Fox News& Commentary. So, why are you so anti-Christian? Why would you choose to burn people’s property to advance your message of aetheism? Why do you single out the Judeo-Christian God as your enemy when He is the only savior you may ever … [Read more...]

“If the bullets were flying your way faggot boy…”

I receive email. Craig Campbell writes: why can’t you just live and let live,i bet you if the bullets were flying your way faggot boy you’d be praying cockbite,so justin go fuck yourself and its too bad your a minority How do I even 'pray cockbite'? If I catch a religious soldier praying cockbite when bullets are flying, I'd smack him. Even just 'regular prayer', really. He might get us all killed! SHOOT BACK, DUMBASS!!!! This one is less offensive, but the last sentence is … [Read more...]

Large dresser $50, seller promises it is *NOT HAUNTED*

Local Craigslist strikes again. This time I think the seller is funny, and not insane (in stark contrast to the others). The ad reads: Large DRESSER- Not Haunted - $50 This is a large dresser that has durable drawers. It has wear on the top left, lower left corner, and is missing a knob. Otherwise, it is very solid. It is about 48' wide. I have my cell phone in the picture for size. It isn't haunted, the orbs in the photo are from dust, not ghosts.  The image is below the … [Read more...]