“Unseen IMPERISHABLE bodies in aura”

The email I just received from Don Smalter just changed the way I think about things. Things like, should I listen to Don Smalter about anything? Will I become dumber if I read this whole email? I just stubbed my toe, so maybe reading just a few paragraphs already made me dumber. Motherfucker! It starts [Read More...]

Craigslist ad: “Praying for a Free new/used car”

Crazy soldiers! lolwut: Yeah I suggest this person make use of the off-post blood / blood platelette donation centers – you can earn more than a car payment every month. *Copypasta below the fold:* [Read more...]

Jesus was gay

That’s right, Pastor Sean Harris would have punched baby Jesus – for being gay. Or so says Kenneth Low, author of Dark Knowledge. Kenneth contacted me on Facebook to let me know about his important book. He said: “Allow me to introduce myself. I’m a retired physician living in Davis and author of a book, Dark Knowledge. Essentially [Read More...]

“The military needs god’s protection not some wacko like you”

I am the recipient of comments. Sometimes I’ll get a rapid-fire volley from a single person, too impulsive to resist the warm embrace of the ‘submit’ button. Their brains are mid-explosion, possibly their underpants too. Like this: This person says that I need to get out of the military and America. Then he went on for [Read More...]

“Nice chest hair, asshole.” This one’s for you, reddit.

Reddit’s atheist community has been extremely kind to the Rock Beyond Belief festival.Without their overwhelming support and pleas for me to keep them informed, I might have given up. But a recent picture in a news story made me think back to a surreal moment on reddit. One of my favorite things that I learned [Read More...]

Have a good day

I get email, too: There are no atheists in foxholes buddy they all cry out to God when the shells are raining in. To hold an antheist event on a military post is unacceptable. Leave people alone and quit pushing your views on people. Without GOD our country wouldnt be what it is today and [Read More...]

Fort Bragg Craigslist ad: Tree climber looking for work

Craigslist seems weirder around a military town. Fort Bragg and the greater Fayetteville area have provided several hilarious weirdos. There was the man with 5 felonies demanding that we all stop being absconding interlopers. And there was the 50 foot dresser that was also specifically advertised as ‘not haunted’ This week’s entry into my series on [Read More...]

If you’re so innocent, why wont you admit that you’re not?

I believe my my out of context comments at Fox News have been taken even further out of context. Here’s another ‘winner’ in the mailbag. “We felt it was entirely inappropriate for anyone to say your current religion is wrong,” Griffith told Fox News& Commentary. So, why are you so anti-Christian? Why would you choose [Read More...]


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