“If the bullets were flying your way faggot boy…”

I receive email. Craig Campbell writes:why can’t you just live and let live,i bet you if the bullets were flying your way faggot boy you’d be praying cockbite,so justin go fuck yourself and its too bad your a minorityHow do I even 'pray cockbite'? If I catch a religious soldier praying cockbite when bullets are flying, I'd smack him. Even just 'regular prayer', really. He might get us all killed! SHOOT BACK, DUMBASS!!!!This one is less offensive, but the last sentence is pric … [Read more...]

Large dresser $50, seller promises it is *NOT HAUNTED*

Local Craigslist strikes again. This time I think the seller is funny, and not insane (in stark contrast to the others).The ad reads:Large DRESSER- Not Haunted - $50This is a large dresser that has durable drawers. It has wear on the top left, lower left corner, and is missing a knob. Otherwise, it is very solid. It is about 48' wide. I have my cell phone in the picture for size. It isn't haunted, the orbs in the photo are from dust, not ghosts. The image is below the fold.Look at … [Read more...]

Free “Artificial CHRISTmas Tree”

Once again, Fort Bragg area Craigslist weirdos provide hilarious blog fodder. Last time, we were all accused of being 'absconding interlopers' by a five time violent felon. Good times.This week's adventure brings us no closer to sanity.Artificial CHRISTmas Tree *** Curb AlertChristmas tree is sitting by the road - Trash man comes around 8am tomorrow morning (Monday).Merry Christmas y'all!!!LOLWUT?I thought the 'Christmas Tree' was somewhat vilified by the fundies as 'taking … [Read more...]

Parkour for Jesus

Parkour for Jesus? Unfortunately, this is a thing.About a year ago, my wife sent me a link to a craigslist ad for a guy who was starting a Parkour for Jesus group. Parkour, of course is the 'sport' of freestyle walking and running.I found the screen-capture of the long deleted personal ad, and it made me laugh all over again. I had to whip up something in photoshop to celebrate (above).I love craigslist weirdos. This is one of the finest examples. I actually contacted this guy … [Read more...]