You see what you’ve done to me? I’ve been trying to figure out for two days how to express how astonished, bowled over, and grateful I am to everyone who contributed (or complained about not being able to contribute!) to my fabulous virtual baby shower, hosted by my dear friend Jennifer Fulwiler . . . and the best I can do is to stammer like an idiot (see title).
What I’m trying to say is, BOY, that was a lot of money. Thank you. It not only helps tremendously with all the “new baby/end of year/Christmas everything/beginning of year/taking time off work/holy cow did we really go through all those diapers already/damn, there goes another little bit of tooth” expenses, but it took away so much ANXIETY. You guys are the best. I never expected anything like this, and it honestly still hasn’t even hit home yet! Jen is going to send me a list of the names of people who contributed, and I will be sending personal thank-yous soon.