I Have to Sit Down
Simcha Fisher’s Blog
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Sitting down that needes to be worn.
Have you ever flashed women while wearing a kilt?
i can’t really explain why but “Spray chrome feel chrome like chrome” just has me dying laughing.
Running keyword inquiries on blogs are always kind of like sticking your head in a garbage can. A garbage can with horrible spelling, syntax, and diction.
But hey! you found a garbage can with poetic sympathies!
I love your keyword poems.
I have to say it.
Usually with the search terms poems I can figure out what post they were looking for, but most of these… what is wrong with people? Well, at least their bizzareness plus your putting them together plus that photo at the end is good for a laugh (and I needed one since my 2 y-o got up for the day at 4 a.m. and I’m sure you know how today has gone from there…)
Very interesting, lol
Laughing. So. Hard. The world is full of interesting people, with bizarre and sometimes slightly scary thoughts.
Simcha–is each line a separate key word search? Or do you take key word searches and modify them for the poem’s sake/combine them? I also agree with Anna….how would they expect these key words to bring up your blog? (Or maybe they don’t, and they arrive here unexpectedly?) How’s the baby?
Yep, each line is a separate search. The only modifications I do are to add punctuation and capital letters. I’m assuming that most of these people are grievously disappointed when they arrive at my blog!
Baby is great -how about yours?
Hahahahaha!! The picture is the perfect finish.
Love the photo at the end. That alone makes a statement but I’m totally lost on the rest! It was the title that caught my attention to read the article. I remember when that topic was all over the Catholic news.
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