Just Got To Be

Today I'm over at Inside Catholic, making vaguely incendiary statments about Rush Limbaugh, Elton John, Israel, and The Black Keys.Look, Ma, no toilet jokes today!  See you there? … [Read more...]

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Speaking of toilets

Welcome, Conversion Diary readers!  I'm so glad you stopped by, and I hope you stick around.I must warn you that things here are a little different from what you may have become accustomed to at Jen's site.  I have almost no control over the appearance of my poor patchy little blog, for one thing.  I'm serious, I can't even find my cursor right now.  At her site, on the other hand, you will see a striking, cohesive  design, thoughful, elegantly-phrased but sincere ruminations on the faith, an … [Read more...]

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Let’s not play games.

A friend of mine, a lovely woman, is having a baby soon.  (Really soon.  We compared notes yesterday on how significant it really is, driving-to-the-hospital-wise, when you can't shake the feeling that the baby is not so much getting into position as trying to make a break for it)  And I'm throwing her a shower.Her personality blooms at the crossroads of thrift, elegance, quirkiness and artistry, so although the party would be small, I wanted it to be special.  A gazebo by the river was res … [Read more...]

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Thank you.

Thank you so much, everyone, for making my first blogging day so nice.  I haven't felt so validated since the nurse at the hospital looked at the scale and said, "You know, for a mom of eight, that's not as bad as it could be."As a way of showing my appreciation, I'd like to share the following image with you.  It may seem a little dated at first, but I think you'll find that, with proper attention, it will begin to haunt your dreams, and before you know it, you won't even be able to r … [Read more...]

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A fart bus of one’s own

You know and I know that when I quit blogging, it was the right thing to do. After I laid my blog to rest, the only daily stats I analyzed were our household reserves of cheap coffee and gin.  I tracked the number of  visits from the tooth fairy, the poop fairy, and the truant officer, but that was all.  I was never tempted to do anything wacky or force any spiritual insights about motherhood just so I'd have something to write about, and that was a big relief to everyone (e … [Read more...]

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Kids these days

During my rounds of scholarly research today, I learned something:  kids these days are morons.Yes, in my youth, we had a game called "water school," where we would let the hose gush into the street and down the hill until the water was nice and warm in the sunshine, and then we would lie down in it.  In the middle of the street.  The sunshine and the mellow water with the heated pavement below were beyond relaxing, just heavenly -- except for all the honking, and the screeching br … [Read more...]

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