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shane pants

. . . I feel that I should acknowledge what has been said about me on This Ain't the Lyceum, and must disclose the following:  … [Read more...]

The Jerk Returns!!!!!!!

Oh, but first, come see my post at the Register:  "Not like that!" The spirituality of The Mummy.  The post may be silly, but it's witness to a miracle:  I was able to figure out how to post videos on a new platform while propitiating the feral kid, who sits behind my back and makes me play the squish game while I write.But you don't want to hear about me; you want to hear about .  . . . THE JERK!To newer readers:  there is this guy.  He's called "The Jerk."  Simcha is not The Jerk, and T … [Read more...]

I am wearing pants.

Hi, I'm the Jerk. I'm allowed to write movie reviews on Simcha's blog once a week under two conditions. One: I keep the language clean. Two: I have to wear pants when I write. (Somehow, she can tell.)I know, some of you were made SAD by my review of Yentl. I know some of you thought I should probably go to the beach for a STAYCATION, and maybe cool it for a while. I even know some of you,...thought I should,...stop writing,... altogether,...And you know, I was gonna ditch the whole thing … [Read more...]


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