The Avignon Bonds

Hi, I'm The Jerk. You might remember me from that recurring dream you keep having about gym class. You need some help. Just sayin'. But I'd really like the world to remember me for my movie reviews. Or maybe my humanitarian work of gently correcting people in com boxes.  Or perhaps my ability to consume large quantities of alcohol while driving. In any event, Simcha doesn't seem to care much about secure passwords (manh8ter) so it's time for me to do my thing. With pants … [Read more...]

The Jerk Unchained

And now for an occasional feature, The Jerk. He is not Simcha. He has not been here for a while. We would say he is back by popular demand, but that would be a lie. Please be warned, Sean Connery uses some very bad words in this piece. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, I'm The Jerk. You might remember me from that time I ruined Simcha's chances at a book deal. Lookit, there was a big bowl of mashed potatoes and it seemed like that kind … [Read more...]