Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran School is a very bad school

Before saying anything about the Supreme Court decision in Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran Church and School vs. EEOC we first need to say something about the Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran School itself.

It’s a bad school. It’s a very bad school and no parent should consider sending their children there.

Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran School teaches children bad things. It teaches children wrong things and untrue things. It does not provide a decent eduction. It’s a bad school.

I’m not referring here to the school’s formal curriculum, which for all I know is perfectly sufficient. But apart from that curriculum, the school also teaches its students reprehensible things about fairness, decency, the Golden Rule and how humans ought to behave to other humans when they get sick.

And the school is teaching these things so emphatically that it was willing to fight for them in court.

What happened was this: A teacher at the school got sick and took a leave of absence. The school refused to let her return, because she got sick and might get sick again, and employing people with medical conditions that sometimes cause them to miss work can be inconvenient and more expensive than employing people without such medical conditions.

By kicking that teacher to the curb, the school is teaching a lesson. It’s a hideous lesson. That lesson says that the responsible thing, the right thing, the human thing and the Lutheran thing to do when someone in your community is sick or weak is to cut them loose so they don’t drag you down.

That is the lesson above every other lesson that Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran School is teaching to its students.

And that makes Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran School a very, very bad school. It makes Hosanna-Tabor a dangerous, negligent place to send your children.

It doesn’t matter what else the school teaches its students. It doesn’t matter if its curriculum for reading, writing and arithmetic is excellent, or if its students perform above average on standardized achievement tests. Because even if all of that were true, then the best thing you could hope for in sending your kids to Hosanna-Tabor is that they would graduate as morally stunted little jerks with high SAT scores. And no responsible parent wants that for their kids.

I do want to discuss the Supreme Court’s 9-0 ruling in the Hosanna-Tabor case — both what I think they got right and what I think they (deliberately) left unsettled. But before getting into any of that, I needed first to say this: Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran School is a very bad school. The school won its court case and is now celebrating that it has the legal right to behave badly, but a 9-0 ruling from the highest court confirming that they have the right to be assholes doesn’t change the fact that they’re assholes.

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    You do realize that that wording effectively repeals the establishment clause, don’t you? Because it does. It says, “All we have to do is catch this religious group we don’t like breaking some law, any law, and we can make it impossible for them to continue as a religious organization, says so right there in the Constitution.” 

    Do you want separation of church and state or not?

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    It’s a loophole, sure, but an important one. Because it pertains solely to the internal affairs of the church, who the church chooses to represent itself and in what capacity. But internal matters are all that get protected. Basically, it’s saying that if they want to fuck each other over, that’s their business. We, the secular state, are not getting involved, because that way lies madness.

  • Anonymous

    What’s to stop a private religious school from declaring that all of its workers are ministers — from the janitor up through the principal?

    In the decision, the justices said that the job title is not the only consideration as to whether a position falls under the “ministerial exception”.  The job tasks and other considerations also apply in determining whether the employer is abusing the decision.  A janitor who labeled a “minister” but has only janitorial tasks with no bona fide religious element to the position would not be considered as “minister” and the position would not be covered by the “ministerial exception.”  

  • Anonymous

    You do realize that that wording effectively repeals the establishment clause, don’t you? Because it does. It says, “All we have to do is catch this religious group we don’t like breaking some law, anylaw, and we can make it impossible for them to continue as a religious organization, says so right there in the Constitution.”

    Well, then, a lawyer can work on the wording. But the alternative is to let all self-proclaimed ‘church’ organizations blatantly violate laws without any legal punishment — and that, IMHO, is worse.

    Do you want separation of church and state or not?

    Not if it means that church-affiliated organizations are able to do things like: not provide emergency contraception to victims of assault, not provide abortions to women who are dying, fire people at will for reasons which violate federal law, cover up (and facilitate) sexual abuse scandals, and have blatant political lobbying while not paying taxes.

    Here’s the thing: the churches (a lot of them) don’t want separation of church and state. They just want the separation to be one-way — i.e. the state doesn’t regulate them, but they’re free to attempt to get the state to do whatever they want and to trample all over federal regulations. This is not about separation of church and state — this is about letting certain organizations blatantly violate federal law without anyone being able to properly punish them.

  • Anonymous

    Basically, it’s saying that if they want to fuck each other over, that’s their business.

    Except that it’s not just their business — because they’re providing a public service. School tuition will be lowered because they’re not paying for an ‘expensive’ member of society. That’s the rest of society’s business, and that’s what I’m objecting to.

  • Anonymous

    A  janitor who labeled a “minister” but has only janitorial tasks with no bona fide religious element to the position would not be considered as “minister” and the position would not be covered by the “ministerial exception.”

    That’s great. My janitor teaches religious education on alternating Mondays between 10:30 and 10:45 am to second-graders.

    Again, what this means is that the schools will benefit financially from the fact that they don’t have to follow laws about not firing people for being disabled. (There’s a very clear alternative solution to this: ban religiously-supplied education. It’s like eliminating corporate personhood as a result of Citizen’s United — it may result in a lot of damage, but they were the ones who started it.)

  • Anonymous

    A  janitor who labeled a “minister” but has only janitorial tasks with no bona fide religious element to the position would not be considered as “minister” and the position would not be covered by the “ministerial exception.”

    That’s great. My janitor teaches religious education on alternating Mondays between 10:30 and 10:45 am to second-graders.

    Again, what this means is that the schools will benefit financially from the fact that they don’t have to follow laws about not firing people for being disabled. (There’s a very clear alternative solution to this: ban religiously-supplied education. It’s like eliminating corporate personhood as a result of Citizen’s United — it may result in a lot of damage, but they were the ones who started it.)

  • Dr. Rocketscience


    Well, then, a lawyer can work on the wording.”

    OK, so you haven’t really thought this through. You’re shooting from the hip here.

    “Not…”

    Let’s just stop right there, and think about all the consequences of that word. I’ll wait.

    “the churches (a lot of them) don’t want separation of church and state.”

    That’s nice for them. But let’s not help them weaken the barrier, shall we?

    “This is not about separation of church and state — this is about letting certain organizations blatantly violate federal law without anyone being able to properly punish them.”

    Actually, no, it is about separation. Because the organization in question is a church.

    Look, you can’t strengthen separation be punishing the churches, because you have to weaken separation in order to gain the power to punish the churches. And that door swings both ways. Unless of course you simply outlaw religion. And as a progressive atheist, I don’t want to live in that America.

  • Anonymous

    OK, so you haven’t really thought this through. You’re shooting from the hip here.

    Right, and you have. Because your decisions — to sacrifice the ADA in exchange for what, exactly? — are well-thought out and reasonable.

    Furthermore, all those women who are assaulted can just go to another hospital. The women who are dying — they can just go to another hospital. The people who are fired for reasons which violate federal law can just suffer, because God forbid we touch the churches which — everyone knows — aren’t actively trying to destroy the establishment clause.

    Oh, and those tax-empt buildings sitting at valuable locations can go on being tax-exempt.

    But it’s clear you don’t give a fuck about any of that, so why should I bother continuing this conversation with you?

  • Anonymous

    OK, so you haven’t really thought this through. You’re shooting from the hip here.

    Right, and you have. Because your decisions — to sacrifice the ADA in exchange for what, exactly? — are well-thought out and reasonable.

    Furthermore, all those women who are assaulted can just go to another hospital. The women who are dying — they can just go to another hospital. The people who are fired for reasons which violate federal law can just suffer, because God forbid we touch the churches which — everyone knows — aren’t actively trying to destroy the establishment clause.

    Oh, and those tax-empt buildings sitting at valuable locations can go on being tax-exempt.

    But it’s clear you don’t give a fuck about any of that, so why should I bother continuing this conversation with you?

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    I’m not sure what you saying here. I mean, sure, tuition for that school might be reduced, but how exactly is society affected? Only 10% of US students attend parochial schools, at an average cost of around $7k a year. Are you expecting some mass exodus from the public schools when that drops to, say $6500?

  • Anonymous

    Not if it means that church-affiliated organizations are able to do things like: not provide emergency contraception to victims of assault, not provide abortions to women who are dying, fire people at will for reasons which violate federal law, cover up (and facilitate) sexual abuse scandals, and have blatant political lobbying while not paying taxes.

    Wait….you think if we drop the Establishment Clause, it will make abortion EASIER TO GET?

    Oh, honey.   No. Just…no.
    Right, and you have. Because your decisions — to sacrifice the ADA in exchange for what, exactly? — are well-thought out and reasonable.

    Actually, the ADA shouldn’t have applied here, again, see: the woman was a formally trained minister who said in court testimony that she saw herself as part of the ministry.  And, again, it SUCKS that the Lutherans took advantage of this.  And it SUCKS that we can’t do anything about it. BUT THE ESTABLISHMENT CLAUSE ISN’T TO PROTECT THE LUTHERANS. Or really, any Christian denomination, because Christians make up a vast majority in this country. 

    It’s to keep Congress from passing this law: “The practice of any Religion other than the Christian Religion shall be forbidden.”  Or this one: “Due to security concern, the practice of the Islamic religion is forbidden.”  Or this one: “From this date forward, all candidates for public office shall be a professed member of a Christian denomination.” It allows Wiccans and Jews and Muslims to control and choose who gets to teach them, because AS I POINTED OUT ABOVE- the ministerial exception allows them to state “must be Wiccan” or “must be Jewish” or “must be Muslim” as a condition of employment, IN “VIOLATION” of FEDERAL REGULATIONS TO THE CONTRARY.


    Furthermore, all those women who are assaulted can just go to another hospital. The women who are dying – they can just go to another hospital. The people who are fired for reasons which violate federal law can just suffer, because God forbid we touch the churches which — everyone knows — aren’t actively trying to destroy the establishment clause. 
    And what about all those soldiers who just want to worship whoever they want? Tough  shit, right, because now the national religion is Christianity and being a Wiccan Federal Employee is veboten.  When you mix church and state, you don’t get “taxed churches.” You get FUCKING POGROMS.

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    “…for what, exactly?”

    Say it with me now: Separation of Church and State

    Look, the hospital issue is a)not an ADA or EEO issue, and b)represents the kind of measure, life-and-limb harm that has long been seen as a vested state interest that has long been considered an exception to the Establishment Clause (like, say, human sacrifice), and strawman anyway, which you can go burn on your own time.

    “the churches which — everyone knows — aren’t actively trying to destroy the establishment clause.”

    I don’t understand why you’re in such goddamned hurry to help them. Do you figure, when the dust clears, your side will win?

    “But it’s clear you don’t give a fuck about any of that, so why should I bother continuing this conversation with you?”

    Sure, pal, you let me know when you come down off your cross.

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    “…for what, exactly?”

    Say it with me now: Separation of Church and State

    Look, the hospital issue is a)not an ADA or EEO issue, and b)represents the kind of measure, life-and-limb harm that has long been seen as a vested state interest that has long been considered an exception to the Establishment Clause (like, say, human sacrifice), and strawman anyway, which you can go burn on your own time.

    “the churches which — everyone knows — aren’t actively trying to destroy the establishment clause.”

    I don’t understand why you’re in such goddamned hurry to help them. Do you figure, when the dust clears, your side will win?

    “But it’s clear you don’t give a fuck about any of that, so why should I bother continuing this conversation with you?”

    Sure, pal, you let me know when you come down off your cross.

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    Not really. Parochial schools don’t pay dick. Charter schools either.

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    Not really. Parochial schools don’t pay dick. Charter schools either.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Lipton/100001171828568 Jeff Lipton

    As far as I can tell, this is assholes suing assholes.  She had a condition which made it difficult to teach and insisted on starting even thought the school wanted her to wait a year.  She forced the matter, the entire congregation voted and asked her to step down.  It wasn’t just the school board — it was the community she was supposed to serve.

    Once she forced the matter, the school asked her to resign her ministry (not her teaching — as far as I can tell she could have applied to go back as a lay minister).  They forced the matter to the Supremes as much as she did.

    I have little sympathy for either party here.

  • http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke

    Try the Conservapedia edition. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke

    It’s an even weirder loophole, I think. From what I’ve read, the firing ISN’T for having a handicap; it’s for complaining to the EEOC about being fired for having a handicap. The church body apparently mandates that all workplace problems be handled in-house, and contacting an outside body is against their bylaws/articles/whatever. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke

    “Not being orthodox” /= “having a physical disability”. I’m not a big fan of Christianity, but I don’t know ANY denomination that explicitly makes that case. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke

    “Not being orthodox” /= “having a physical disability”. I’m not a big fan of Christianity, but I don’t know ANY denomination that explicitly makes that case. 

  • P J Evans

     A lot of hospitals are owned and operated by churches. Mostly Catholic or other conservative churches, and frequently there are no others in the area. And the USCCB has, IIRC, also said that it’s okay for their hopsitals to ignore the patients’ wishes, if the bishops think it’s necessary for their spiritual growth. Even if the patient is dying, even if they have a legally valid medical directive and a power of attorney.

  • P J Evans

     Charter schools that are nominally part of a school district probably do pay better. You need to check your data.

  • P J Evans

    The church body apparently mandates that all workplace problems be handled in-house

    And if they’d done a better job of handling it, she might not have felt the need to sue.
    Yep, they’re a**holes.

  • Anonymous

    My janitor teaches religious education on alternating Mondays between 10:30 and 10:45 am to second-graders.

    From the ruling:

    In reaching a contrary conclusion, the Court of Appeals committed three errors. First, the Sixth Circuit failed to see any relevance in the fact that Perich was a commissioned minister. Although such a title, by itself, does not automatically ensure coverage, the fact that an employee has been ordained or commissioned as a minister is surely relevant, as is the fact that significant religious training and a recognized religious mission underlie the description of the employee’s position.

    The Supreme Court has given other courts guidelines without setting explicit standards.  In the case, the teacher had received a certain amount of religious training, provided religious instruction for 45 minutes each day, and IIRC led prayers.  That’s a lot more than merely providing 15 minutes every ten days, which a court could determine is merely an attempt to navigate a loophole and classify a de facto secular position as religious.

  • nirrti

    While people here are debating abstracts such as the rights of the church and conveying the correct “tone’ in chastising their actions, we must remember that this lady is out of a job. And this is during a time when triple-digit unemployment rates are the norm.

    Worst still, teachers, particularly in public schools, are being laid off left and right. So now, not only does she have a chronic illness that’s probably expensive to treat, she’s possibly without medical insurance and a steady source of income if she hasn’t found another job already.

    The repercussions of firing her during such a vulnerable period should be obvious to that church yet they just did not give a damn.  It couldn’t have been about the money. After all, they did choose to spend thousands of money to take this case to the Supreme Court….which was probably much more than what they would’ve ended up paying the lady if they had allowed her to return. They just wanted the right to screw over their employees with impunity just like these big corporations. 

    Since when did churches start taking their cues on morality from Walmart?

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    Do I get to count the charter school I worked in? How about the half-dozen or so, in three states, I’ve interviewed with over the years? Or the ones in which I am acquainted with the teachers? Or does that data not meet your exacting standards?*

    Generally speaking, even if a charter school is part of a district, there are under a special arrangement with the state that allows them “more flexibility” in hiring and compensation. in other words, they hiring whomever they want (licensed or no), and pay them (and themselves) whatever they want. That is, of course, part of the draw of forming a charter school. In many (possibly most) cases, either the pay will be slightly reduced relative to the local district, or the salary schedule will be significantly altered. Also, the teachers themselves are rarely considered part of the local teacher’s union/association, and as such, are not covered under the district’s collective bargaining agreement. So, they work when and for how much the charter school’s board decides. 

    As a teacher, the deal is you trade pay/benefits/security for “improved working conditions”. It doesn’t always work out that way. And don’t get me started charter schools allowed to operate as a for-profit for the owners, while still getting state money.

    If your experiences with charters is significantly different than mine, well, I guess I wish I’d live where you do.

    *Sorry if that sounds hostile, but when you couple the qualifier “probably” with the directive “need”, my response is “Orly?”

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    Also, the school was able to provide evidence that it was not unilaterally and capriciously applying the title “minister” in this case. The teacher had, through the school, sought out the title, and had used it to describe herself.

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    She was fired in 2005.

    Not that that fact absolves the church from its moral failings in this case. It’s just not factually accurate to say they “fir[ed] her during such a vulnerable period”.

  • hapax

    Don’t know if it’s been pointed out yet, but the school in question does have a non-arbitrary reason for considering the teacher’s behavior contrary to their religious doctrine:  1 Corinthians 6: 1- 8.

    Let me hasten to add that I think that the school in question wrongly applies this teaching;  in context, it clearly means “Stop making us look like douchehats in front of the Mundanes”, and this case is a clear example of EPICFAIL in that regards.

    Not to mention the follow-up admonition from Paul that this prohibition of lawsuits was not meant as a license to “cheat and do wrong to your brothers and sisters”;  if anything, it was a call to treat fellow members of the church more than fairly, in order to avoid the “appearance of impropriety.”

    So it is unfair to accuse the church school of merely looking for an excuse to save money that had nothing to do with their religion’s teachings.

    It does remain perfectly fair to label that behavior as “asshole”-ish.

    Scratch it back in, Mr. Thomson.  The King will remain a tyrant.

  • P J Evans

     As I understand it, most of the treatment for narcolepsy is heavy-duty stimulants. Of course, those get you, the doctor, and the pharmacist more attention from the DEA….

  • http://apocalypsereview.wordpress.com/ Invisible Neutrino

    Tangential note: I saw this old letter which shows that religious schools have a long and storied history of meddling where they damn well shouldn’t be.

  • Anonymous

    To fully express my reaction to that letter, allow me to bring in guest commenter Jean-Luc Picard.
    http://files.sharenator.com/wtf_is_this_shit_piccard_RE_Why_People_Hate_Hipsters_RE_Sharenator_Pact-s306x227-109368.jpg 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Lipton/100001171828568 Jeff Lipton

    It is interesting and possibly illuminating to see which organizations filed amicus briefs in support of the school…

  • Dragoness Eclectic

    Er, you’re still missing the facts, here. It’s a Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (LCMS) church. That’s mainstream Protestantism, not “evangelicals”, though the LCMS is one of the more conservative mainstream churches. It was also pointed out that the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is *also* a mainstream Protestant church, even more liberal/lefty than most mainstream churches, so don’t be misled by the name. Either branch of Lutheranism is about as ‘evangelical’ (in the modern sense) as the Roman Catholic Church.

    HOWEVER, in the historical sense of ‘evangelical’ as preached back in the 16th century, the Lutheran churches did call themselves Evangelical. Do not confuse historical and modern/political meanings.

  • Dragoness Eclectic

    Er, you’re still missing the facts, here. It’s a Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (LCMS) church. That’s mainstream Protestantism, not “evangelicals”, though the LCMS is one of the more conservative mainstream churches. It was also pointed out that the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is *also* a mainstream Protestant church, even more liberal/lefty than most mainstream churches, so don’t be misled by the name. Either branch of Lutheranism is about as ‘evangelical’ (in the modern sense) as the Roman Catholic Church.

    HOWEVER, in the historical sense of ‘evangelical’ as preached back in the 16th century, the Lutheran churches did call themselves Evangelical. Do not confuse historical and modern/political meanings.

  • http://empoprise-bi.blogspot.com/ John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises)

    As an LCMS member, I expressed my concerns on the blog of Rev. Matt Harrison (current President of the LCMS), on the post that reproduced an article on the decision (see the http://mercyjourney.blogspot.com/2012/01/st.html URL). Rev. Harrison responded to me as follows:

    ==========
    Thanks so much. Your point is well-taken and has been a concern of mine too. Unfortunately, there are sin and shortcomings all around on this issue. When elevated to the level of the Supreme court a principle was at stake which quite left the original problem in the dust. Unfortunately we are nothing but sinners and there are many cases of church workers who do not receive the best treatment, and workers who fall short in their treatment of the congregation. That said, I am very proud of the spirit I’ve witnessed where there is a deep genuine concern for people who serve. At LCMS world relief there is hardly a day that goes by without action to assist a church worker in need. Lord have mercy.