Chick-fil-A Biblical Family of the Day

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Today’s Chick-fil-A Biblical Family of the Day: David & Ahinoam (1 Samuel 25:42-44).

Abigail got up hurriedly and rode away on a donkey; her five maids attended her. She went after the messengers of David and became his wife.

David also married Ahinoam of Jezreel; both of them became his wives. Saul had given his daughter Michal, David’s wife, to Palti son of Laish, who was from Gallim.

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  • Brian of Nazareth

    Pfft. Property deals.

  • Vulpis Contra

    Truly, a blow to David/Michal shippers everywhere.

  • EllieMurasaki

    Yeah, isn’t it bad enough NBC canceled Kings?

  • Amaryllis

    Spoiler: they get back together. But David wasn’t much of a one for a One True Pairing.

    Or, Dryden might have put it hadst he been living in this hour, it’s good to be king:

    In pious times, ere priest-craft did begin,
    Before polygamy was made a sin;
    When man, on many, multipli’d his kind,
    Ere one to one was cursedly confin’d:
    When Nature prompted, and no Law deni’d
    Promiscuous use of concubine and bride;
    Then, Israel’s monarch, after Heaven’s own heart,
    His vigorous warmth did variously impart
    To wives and slaves: and, wide as his command,
    Scatter’d his Maker’s image through the land.
    Michal, of royal blood, the crown did wear;
    A soil ungrateful to the tiller’s care:
    Not so the rest; for several mothers bore
    To god-like David, several sons before.

    (from “Absalom and Achitophel.” And we know what happened to them.)

  • reattmore

     David wasn’t much of a one for a One True Pairing.

    Well, apart from Jonathan.