Chick-fil-A Biblical Family of the Day

Chick-fil-A president Dan Cathy: “We support biblical families.”

Today’s Chick-fil-A Biblical Family Rules of the Day: Bestiality, incest, mothers-in-law, etc. (Deuteronomy 27:16-23).

“Cursed be anyone who dishonors father or mother.” All the people shall say, “Amen!”

“Cursed be anyone who moves a neighbor’s boundary marker.” All the people shall say, “Amen!”

“Cursed be anyone who misleads a blind person on the road.” All the people shall say, “Amen!”

“Cursed be anyone who deprives the alien, the orphan, and the widow of justice.” All the people shall say, “Amen!”

“Cursed be anyone who lies with his father’s wife, because he has violated his father’s rights.” All the people shall say, “Amen!”

“Cursed be anyone who lies with any animal.” All the people shall say, “Amen!”

“Cursed be anyone who lies with his sister, whether the daughter of his father or the daughter of his mother.” All the people shall say, “Amen!”

“Cursed be anyone who lies with his mother-in-law.” All the people shall say, “Amen!”

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ann-Unemori/100001112760232 Ann Unemori

    “anyone who lies with their mother-in-law…” Didn’t I see that on Springer last week?

  • Foreigner

    H’m. Nothing about fathers-in-law, or indeed stepfathers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WingedWyrm Charles Scott

    Much of Leviticus was writen during the 3000BC version of Jerry Springer.  “Amen” was the times version of “Jerry Jerry Jerry!”

  • MikeJ

    And the people all said “Sit down! Sit down you’re rockin’ the boat!”
    The people all said “Sit down! Sit down you’re rockin’ the boat!”


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