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“I continue to have pangs of conscience that I did so little.”

“The difference between how a person treats the powerless versus the powerful is as good a measure of human character as I know.”

From out there, we look like stars.”

“She is supposed to call me when she gets out, and we’re supposed to meet and go shopping.”

“There are only two possibilities here: either we have the most evil people on earth living in the United States, or we are doing something dramatically wrong in terms of how we approach the issue of criminal justice.”

They will never be tried, and they will never be released.”

“When libertarians say they are for basic rights, what they are really saying is that they are for treating what liberals consider basic rights as property rights.”

I have purchased seventeen fine negroes and am this day proceeding down the coast to try what I do can there.”

She didn’t treat me fairly and I was her soul sister.”

“No, we don’t treat black males differently than white males. Whatever gives you that idea?

“I don’t like this at all, but I fear very much this is the new normal.”

Church Sign Epic Fails: ‘Jesus Is My Beer’”

  • The_L1985

    “I just prefer their straightforward awfulness to Paula’s brand of
    Southern fried bullshit, slopping sugar while screwing over anyone who
    stands in her way.”

    I call it the Sister Bertha Better-Than-You (after a character in an old Ray Stevens song, “The Mississippi Squirrel Revival”), and it’s not just a race thing, it seeps into everything these phonies do. I have great-aunts who will greet you at the family reunion with “It’s so good to see you!” dripping with insincere sweetness. They don’t even bother to remember which one you are, and they’ll be the first to gossip about each other behind their backs, but you know, it is just so goodto see the whole family together like this, don’t you think?

  • Jamoche

    “Funny, that: a brigand for a father was something to keep quiet about, but a slave-taking pirate for a great-great-great-grandfather was something to boast of over the port. ” – Terry Pratchett

  • Jamoche

    Or “-the waitstaff”.

  • http://apocalypsereview.wordpress.com/ Invisible Neutrino

    And then Oscar the Grouch barks, “Let there be light! (It’s too dark in here)”

  • ReverendRef

    Gonzo as the Holy Spirit???

  • Jenora Feuer

    No, Gonzo as Gabriel. *blaaat* “The Last Trump is out of tune again.”

  • arghous

    I’m most looking forward to Bert and Ernie and David and Johnathan….

  • stardreamer42

    Libertarianism: Everyone has the right to all the freedom they can pay for… and not one bit more.

  • stardreamer42

    I don’t recall who said this version, but it’s good advice: “Someone who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.”

  • Lori

    See:

  • Lori

    No on the uni. Unagi on the other hand is the bomb.

  • MarkTemporis

    They make dark chocolate everything now, and they are universally better than the originals. Only problem is they melt damn fast; the dark chocolate M&Ms shouldn’t be allowed to use the candy’s usual slogan as they totally melt in your hand.

  • AnonaMiss

    Aunursa was being sarcastic

  • Alix

    FWIW, this is why it creeps me the hell out when people are too nice to me, especially strangers, acquaintances, or family and family friends I rarely see. Polite? Fine. Sugary? No.


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