‘Left Behind’: The Critics Speak (and weep, and snicker …)

TheCriticsSpeak

Anticipation is building for the premillennial dispensationalist movie event of the year. Left Behind arrives in theaters tomorrow, but today, we get the reviews. [Read more...]

First two reviews for ‘Left Behind’

EndBegins

Gannett’s Bill Goodykuntz says, “‘Left Behind’ is a terrible movie, bad in almost every way, not even qualifying as so-bad-it’s-good material.” While Elizabeth Weitzman of The Daily News calls it a “failed epic — really, an epic failure.” [Read more...]

NRA: Prayer chain

If a prayer leaves Chicago at 5 p.m., traveling heavenward at the speed of sound ...

This is like one of those time-loop paradoxes from a time-travel sci-fi story. God intervenes to compel Loretta to pray for God to intervene to save Buck. Was someone else praying for God to “prompt” Loretta to pray? And, if so, was that person praying on their own, or were they also responding to divine prompting? How many loops and layers are at work here? [Read more...]

NRA: Suspending suspense

Soul Harvest

This stock scene is familiar — we already know how it’s supposed to go and where we’re supposed to feel the beats of suspense. That lets readers connect the dots, volunteering the emotional response it seems Jerry Jenkins was trying to elicit. But while we’re still the ones who have to connect those dots, Jenkins has, for once, supplied just enough of them for us to be able to make those connections. So compared to most of what we’re reading in these books, this section is relatively successful. Relatively. [Read more...]

NRA: When I get to the border

How do you say "Pie in the sky when you die" in Hebrew?

So, then, it’s two-on-two. A fair fight. This escape across the border bit is, after all, a stock set-piece from action movies, and in a substantial percentage of those movies, the scene ends with the two guards tied up, wearing only their underwear, while the heroes escape wearing their uniforms. [Read more...]

NRA: An irritating adventure

This is what The Future looked like when viewed from 1997.

Once you have confirmed that you are, in fact, trapped in the nightmare of a Tim LaHaye novel, you don’t require a vast theological library to help you navigate what little remains of your future. All you need is one of LaHaye’s books or booklets. Just the Big Chart and checklist would be enough, really. That would provide more than any other “scholarship” or “research” could tell you. Anything else would be irrelevant. [Read more...]

Are you ready (to buy a T-shirt)?

FlyAway

See, here’s the plan: you put on your spiffy new Left Behind T-shirt and matching baseball cap with the lofted embroidery and everyone will see that question, “Are You Ready?” and be intrigued. They’ll come up to you — friends, relatives, neighbors, strangers on the bus, all the popular kids at your school — and they’ll ask you, “Ready for what?” And then you can share the gospel with them. [Read more...]

NRA: The only thing worse than the Antichrist

Daniel

Tim LaHaye’s End Times scheme is entirely dependent on his replacement theology. In LaHaye’s scheme, Jews are damned and deserve only damnation unless they say the magic prayer and convert to real, true Christianity. The character of Tsion Ben-Judah is the personification of this theology, but it’s not just Tsion and it’s not just the awkward plotting and incoherent world-building of Jenkins’ border-crossing set piece. It’s everywhere in these books. [Read more...]


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