Never abandoned in the flood lands


Once enough Baby Boomers die, Millennials might have a chance to declare a Jubilee and start rebuilding the infrastructure their parents and grandparents refused to maintain. Plus: Katy Perry, instant karma, a reminder that Franklin Graham is awful, and the first museum of the American Holocaust. [Read more...]

Sunday WTF?

“While my glory passes by I will put you in a cleft of the rock, and I will cover you with my hand until I have passed by; then I will take away my hand, and you shall see my back; but my face shall not be seen.” [Read more...]

Daily Show writer says ‘The Anti-Christ Handbook’ is ‘hilarious’ and ‘devastating’


Daniel Radosh, staff writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: “Blogger Fred Clark has written one of the most effective (and hilarious) critiques of Left Behind, a page-by-page dissection of the first book that has taken him … years. The level of detail gives Clark space to build a devastating case.” [Read more...]

Tickle my ear and I’ll pay for your show

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The Second Coming is not supposed to be a revenge-fantasy sequel for fans disappointed with the first story. The faux-pious gasbaggery of apple-tossers. One of the Duggars reminds us that her One True God sleeps, dreaming, in the sunken city of R’lyeh. Live long and prosper. [Read more...]

Left Behind Classic Fridays, No. 22: ‘Buck deplanes’


“I know what you’re thinking: Millions of people worldwide have disappeared. Every child and infant on the planet is gone. Death and destruction litter the landscape. So how will the passengers on Rayford Steele’s plane being able to collect their checked baggage?” [Read more...]

Celebrate World Pistachio Day!


In the spirit of World Pistachio Day, I invite you to mark the occasion with my own clumsily transparent attempt at crass commercialism in support of something tasty and nutritious. What goes better with pistachios than your very own eBook copy of “The Anti-Christ Handbook”? [Read more...]

‘The Anti-Christ Handbook’ reaches No. 1* on Amazon!

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“The Anti-Christ Handbook” is now a No. 1 best-seller on Amazon. (Sub-category Kindle Store; sub-category Kindle eBooks; sub-category paid; sub-category Religion & Spirituality; sub-category Christian Books & Bibles; sub-category Theology; sub-category Eschatology.) The very top of its sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-category! Number 1! [Read more...]

Jesus is a franchise in their food courts


Huckabee hearts Herod; Christian-brand media reaches the reached; despite bankruptcy, Amish romance novel supply is secure; “She stands up on a night train;” David Barton’s record-breaking athletic history; and a heartfelt plea to Save the Bros. [Read more...]