Eating Methodists


Cannibal tribe apologizes for eating Methodists.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04298493682961935337 Mrs Jackie Parkes MJ

    Scary! lol

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11484509700642430451 Theocoid

    I would think digesting a Methodist would be punishment enough.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00553184194930512732 Mephibosheth

    When asked how they tasted, the chief replied, “strangely warm”.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15000747762174079070 PraiseDivineMercy

    I watched an interesting program on Discovery recently that explored the cultural reasoning behind the practice: Apparently only those who are viewed as “extremely evil” are to be eaten. They believe that cannibalism prevents the ghost of the slain person from haunting the living and causing misfortune.I find it oddly comforting that there was a morality in there somewhere.

  • Benfan

    Bet they’re not really sorry. They’re just saying that to lure more people to dinner. I’m really sorry, it won’t happen again, honest. Yeah Yeah sure. If they’re still dressing like that I wouldn’t darken their doorstep.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12373317560249811006 Fr. Dwight Longenecker

    Was there a method to their madness?

  • Anonymous

    Should have been Mormons, seems they are of the Devil


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