Eating Methodists

Cannibal tribe apologizes for eating Methodists.

  • Mrs Jackie Parkes MJ

    Scary! lol

  • Theocoid

    I would think digesting a Methodist would be punishment enough.

  • Mephibosheth

    When asked how they tasted, the chief replied, “strangely warm”.

  • PraiseDivineMercy

    I watched an interesting program on Discovery recently that explored the cultural reasoning behind the practice: Apparently only those who are viewed as “extremely evil” are to be eaten. They believe that cannibalism prevents the ghost of the slain person from haunting the living and causing misfortune.I find it oddly comforting that there was a morality in there somewhere.

  • Benfan

    Bet they’re not really sorry. They’re just saying that to lure more people to dinner. I’m really sorry, it won’t happen again, honest. Yeah Yeah sure. If they’re still dressing like that I wouldn’t darken their doorstep.

  • Fr. Dwight Longenecker

    Was there a method to their madness?

  • Anonymous

    Should have been Mormons, seems they are of the Devil