Apparently the Curt Jester thinks my blog is funny. He even thinks my threat to pull out of the Catholic Church to form the Foursquare American Catholic Apostolic Church of the Zuchetto Reform is some kind of joke.
Let me tell you Mister Curt Jester. I am really angry about this. You don’t seem to understand that me and my followers are insulted by the suggestion that I need a papal indult to wear a zuchetto. We call it the ‘insult of the indult’.
It is people like you who mock religion who will one day have to give an answer…
I have already gathered with my Diocesan House of Bishops (pictured here) to begin forming our new church. My new title is His Holiness Archimandrite and Supreme High Pontiff of the Church of the Zuchetto Reform. In case you have doubts about our apostolic succession, we are descended from the Celtic Orthodox Memphis (Tennessee) line through the Jacobites.
If you want to belong to the True Church, come and join us. Divine Worship takes place every Sunday Morning in the Cathedral of the Most Holy Zuchetto, which is until further notice in my garage.