Benedict Converts Snake Handler

It’s just been revealed that during his recent visit to the USA Pope Benedict XVI took time out to fly to the hills of Tennessee to convert a charismatic Christian who is a member of a snake handling sect. This sect also drinks poison to prove they are holy. After receiving the new convert into the Catholic Church the pontiff declined a taste of the locally distilled spirits. “Sank you. No. I sink I haff had enough of zee Holy Spirits today.”

  • The Digital Hairshirt

    Ah, Father, hilarious!

  • jedesto

    Too bad! It can be quite unbelieveably SMOOTH!