Catholic Combox Thought Police

Now children, fight nice. 

Remember in the combox not to threaten anyone. It’s scary. 
Remember that anonymous entries are not allowed, and I don’t think it’s very nice manners to use pseudonyms either. It’s like wearing a mask to a party. 
Try to keep to the post you are actually commenting on. Great long rants about the foolishness of the Catholic Church and all the bad Catholics you’ve known when I’ve actually written about UFO’s is rather tiresome and it makes you look silly.
Also, remember to pause and think and read through what you’ve written before you hit the ‘post’ button. Do you really want to speak out and embarrass yourself quite like that? Do you really want to insult another person just to make yourself feel good? Is what you’ve said really the wittiest and smartest put down ever, or is it just dumb?
Finally, remember that other people mean well. They might be wrong and you might be right, but it is better to lose an argument than lose a friend, and certainly much better to lose an argument than lose a soul.
If you don’t behave, ‘Vee haf ways of making you talk…’ You can be traced. We’ll get these nuns on your case.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07632714882132276803 George Weis

    SOme of those Sisters look a little to happy with guns :DI hope I never come across in these ways Fr. D.Forgive me if I have.-g-

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01379244511897838006 Marcus Aurelius


  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12410703712664494697 Thursday

    These nuns, by force of habit, are unwilling to bare their midriffs but more than willing to bare their arms!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00794367078097356996 Nancy

    What we need is a 21-nun salute.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17490367338505806906 Irenaeus

    *groan*I can’t take anymore of this NUNishment! (See, it’s a sort of double play on PUNishment…)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12373317560249811006 Fr. Dwight Longenecker

    Enough already. Cut the nunsense

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00997766157711823147 the owl of the remove

    You’ve heard about those virgins the Muslims believe will greet them in Heaven…….!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10372364893458254021 bernadette

    What did I miss ? Did someone commit Blogging with Menaces ? It all looks resonably ordered to me. Details.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04446241126728692642 niggle

    If you people don’t stop this punning, then every person who visits here is going to feel under the gun to leave their mark, nun of them stopping to consider how God-awful is their rifling of the English language. Besides, the picture is misleading because there is never, never, any gunnery in a nunnery. Especially if they are Franciscans.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07986690514568554656 Jackie Parkes

    Very well put Fr!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15261940312418634427 WordWench

    If you continue this bad HABIT of nun-punning, I will be forced to have you sent to the pun-itentiary.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15261940312418634427 WordWench

    and I think we all know punning is habit forming.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15383980311952310145 Ken & Carol

    Very punny.