Duane Mandible on Catholic Art

Guest blogger, Duane Mandible is a contributing editor to The Truth Hurts, a bi-monthly journal of politics, economics and opinion. He also contributes regularly to Freedom Monthly; Illuminations and The Sojourner. Duane is the author of Guns and Knives will Save Your Children’s Lives. He is Vice President of the Sacred Society of St Philibustre, and enjoys hunting rattlesnakes, square dancing and watching re runs of comedy classics. He is unmarried.

I have just returned from a fascinating and alarming symposium on the Secret Symbolism in Sacred Art which was held at the proto Cathedral of the Sacred Society of St Philibustre.  The proto Cathedral (which is dedicated to St Euphemia of the Five Wounds), is located in the basement of the home of our Archpriest, the Most Reverend Fr. Desiderata Arnaz, at 147a Magnolia Grove, Rocky Creek, Tennessee.

The Archpriest’s wife, Lucille, conducted the seminar, and began the discussions by showing us the disturbing film, Rape of the Soul. I am permitted to refer you to a clip from that film here. Mrs. Arnaz (nee Ball) is very well qualified to lead such symposia as she holds a degree in home economics from Buckboard Bible College. During the intensive study which led to the awarding of her degree, Mrs Arnaz also took a course in Art Appreciation. Among her other credits, Mrs. Arnaz has exercised a leadership role in the arts and crafts portion of our annual summer Vacation Bible School, which co-incided with the Symposium on Symbolism in Catholic Art.

It appears from this important and earth quaking film, that ‘Catholic’ art is loaded with hidden images of a highly erotic and satanic nature. Modesty forbids me to discuss these things in more detail, but suffice it to say that woven through many famous paintings and other works of art by ‘Catholic’ artists you will find occult imagery, Jewish ‘Kabbalah’ symbolism, foul language, sexual signals, and obscure references to the buttoned maniple.

Ever since high school I have been convinced that the number 666 is woven into our popular culture in many sinister and secretive ways. I discovered this one morning as I was enjoying breakfast with my Uncle Floyd at Denny’s. On the bottle of HP sauce there is a picture of the British Houses of Parliament designed by the freemason Giles Gilbert Scott. (Scott is related not only to the ill fated explorer Admiral Scott–who once studied astrology–but also to ‘Scotty’ from the famous New Age television ‘science fiction’ program Star Trek, and the famous writer of children’s books F. Scott Fitzgerald. In goes without saying that through the Fitzgeralds he is also therefore related to the Kennedy family) Well, embedded in the bar code on this bottle of HP Sauce, was the number 666, thus linking Satan directly to the entire British establishment) The number was upside down and one of the numbers was missing, but I realized instantly that the reason for that was an intentional attempt to disguise the number even further. That the same disgusting material has been infiltrated into the Catholic Church does not surprise me.

For some time now I have been in a running debate with some so-called Catholics who worship using the modernistic Tridentine Rite. In my paper, ‘Trent and Trenton’ I have shown that the so called ‘Council of Trent’ which some historians say happened in the sixteenth century, in fact took place in a Holiday Inn in Trenton, New Jersey in October of 1958. Since then the ‘Tridentine Catholics’ have been pressuring the Catholic Church to allow their particular modernistic form of worship which they pretend is ancient. The fascinating connection between the ‘Trenton Church’ and the development of the Trident Missile system has been shown to have international implications. New Jersey crime families, the military industrial complex, the Freemasons, vegetarians and gun control lobbyists have infiltrated to the highest levels of the Vatican through the ‘Tridentine Missal’.

They seem obstinate in their heresy, and will not listen to reason. I have tried many times to engage them in gentle dialogue in order to show them the beauty, antiquity and intrinsic superiority of the Western Ambrosianic Rite (non collegian) but they still insist that the innovation of the buttoned maniple is still valid, when all the scholarship clearly shows that the be-ribboned maniple is the true garment of antiquity. Other important debates, such as the validity of the liturgical use and spelling of ‘Domino’s’ (sacrilegiously used to name a Pizza pie company) are adroitly avoided by them. the Chancellor of the Sacred Society of St Philibustre, Major Donald Rickles (ret’d). says this is because they will not enter a fight they know they will lose.

I did not have the opportunity to bring up the question at Mrs Arnaz’ symposium because I had to leave early to prepare the targets for the Annual Childrens’ Riflery competition and Rattlesnake Barbecue with which we always conclude our Vacation Bible School. However, I found it very interesting indeed when I was viewing film footage of the World Trade Center collapse, that hidden within the clouds of ash and smoke there was a clear image of a priest’s arm wearing a buttoned maniple. Could anything be more obvious of Our Lord’s displeasure? I think not. I shared this insight with  Major Rickles while we were barbecuing the rattlesnake kebabs.

The Major was fascinated and told me that recent investigations have indicated that not only were the 9/11 ‘attacks’ orchestrated by the Bush family, but George Bush Snr. and Bill Clinton worked together on the project while attending the secret, elitist camp called Bohemian Grove. It turns out that a certain Bill Clinton was actually in Boston on the day of the attacks and was in the airport when the planes disappeared from the radar. It has also been discovered that Mrs. Clinton made three phone calls that morning to her landscape gardeners–a company that openly advertises that they ‘plant bushes.’ No doubt this is a cover for a CIA black ops outfit.

There will be more on the disturbing discoveries in our next issue.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09819523933502820341 Terry Nelson

    "Rape of the Soul" ROFLOL!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09627986880884206811 flyingvic

    How dare you even SUGGEST that HP Sauce is connected with the devil? It is the ONLY sauce to put on a bacon butty.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00098504849466846551 Arkanabar T’verrick Ilarsadin

    Clearly your mastery of the satirical skewering of conspiracy theorists far outshines that of the Shearuman.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00518427385991447434 Dr. Eric

    "Well, embedded in the bar code on this bottle of HP Sauce, was the number 666, thus linking Satan directly to the entire British establishment) The number was upside down and one of the numbers was missing, but I realized instantly that the reason for that was an intentional attempt to disguise the number even further."This one cracked me up!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11740482509910163332 Gail F

    You know what? The Bilderberg Group sounds a lot like the Build-a-Bear Society… I'm just sayin.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13596483777238338710 Winefred

    Some time ago I ran across that "Rape of the Soul" madness (having tracked some total falsehoods in it, related to a painting in the Toronto chancery)– believe me it is WAY loonier than those "666" clips reveal. More to the point, it is the work of a totally filthy imagination, and I regret to say that it ambushed me by suggesting perverted hidden content in orthodox icons which, though it is sheer fantasy, has tainted my perception of these works of genuis and devotion in a way that is proving difficult to forget. I do not recommend ANYBODY seeking out the whole film — it is a disease to be avoided, because it is almost impossible to innoculate onself against its disgusting suggestions. You (or rather, Professor Mandible) have found the best weapon against this pernicious drivel: to mock it mercilessly as the steaming pile of meadow muffins that it truly is. A thousand thanks.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10664285242898974027 Barry

    I really really love the Catholic Art.


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