Yesterday a humble cleric who was merely going about his business trying to save souls was arrested for ‘thought crimes’. Fr. Duane Pennypacker was accused of being ‘immature’ and ‘insecure’ for allowing people to poke fun at some very serious women dressed up as clergymen.
The interrogator at police headquarters said, “You should be praying for zose you disagree viss, instead off making fun off zem.” Fr. Pennypacker was sent to be ‘re-educated’ at a local ‘training center’ which is run by the Reverend Lavinia Wickett. Rev. Ms. Wickett said, “We have a 100% success rate at Dworkin House. Misogynistic priests like Fr Pennypacker either come through the education process fully converted to the idea of women priests or they leave the Anglican Church.” The Association for Civil Liberties was asked to comment on the arrest of Fr. Pennypacker and their spokesperson said, “Bigotry has no rights. Fr Pennypacker is arrogant and cruel to women. It is right that he should spend some time with Reverend Wickett at Dworkin House. She’ll put him right soon enough.”