Oh, you must read this, because it is just too delicious – Mark Steyn points out just what asses these Senate Democrats are making of themselves as they wring their hands over John Bolton’s nomination as Ambassador to the UN.
Guess what, according to testimony given by a grown man and received by a grown woman, Bolton is scary because…the man got angry and put his hands on his hips!
Ohhhhhhh, scary, intimidating body language! Mommmmeeeeeeee, I scared!
From the shockingly brutal testimony of Thomas Fingar, assistant secretary of state for the Bureau of Intelligence Research:
Q: Could you characterize your meeting with Bolton? Was he calm?
Fingar: No, he was angry. He was standing up.
Q: Did he raise his voice to you? Did he point his finger in your face?
Fingar: I don’t remember if he pointed. John speaks in such a low voice normally. Was it louder than normal? Probably. I wouldn’t characterize it as screaming at me or anything like that. It was more, hands on hips, the body language as I recall it, I knew he was mad.
Says Mark Steyn:
He was ”standing up” with ”hands on hips”! Who’s he think he is — Carmen Miranda? Fortunately, before Bolton could let rip with a ”pursed lip” or escalate to the lethal ”tsk-ing” maneuver, Fingar was able to back cautiously out of the room and call the FBI anger management team, who surrounded the building and told the deranged diplomat to come out slowly with his hands above his hips.
My heart wants to copy the whole thing for you, but my head says no. Do yourself a favor and go read the thing, but keep the coffee or teacup away from your mouth as you do!
Oh, and on a not-completely-unrelated topic, it seems the era of the metrosexual is over, and women want manly-men, not girlie-men, once more. About time. That new, ultra-sensitive, kind over sickeningly feminized new “BRAWNY” guy on the paper towel commercial was making me sick.