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Best caption gets a prize.
Baptizing baby Chuck Norris can be bad for your health.
“My therapist is going to be hearing about this!”
CAMERAS!? WTF?? I said NO CAMERAS! DON’T YOU PEOPLE LISTEN?! DO I HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING FOR YOU PEOPLE??!! GET MY AGENT ON THE PHONE…
What am I going to do next? I’m going to the Vatican!
Come on folks, aren’t we taking this Polar Plunge thing a bit too far?
Channeling William Wallace: “FREEEEEEEDOM!!!!!”
HOLY SPIRIT! Beam me up!!
Thanks a flippin’ lot, Saint Augustine! This infant baptism thing was a GREAT IDEAAAAAAAAAAAA!
DO YOU WANT TO TRADE PLACES?!!!
Nooooo!!!! I LIKE being a sinnerrrrrrr!
“What have I done with my Life!!?
What do you mean I’ve died with Christ? I was just born!
The Church: scarin’ the hell out of ‘em. One sinner at a time.
Some captions from the Left Coast Night Owls:
1. I’m too young for a colonoscopy!!!
2. Hey! That looks like Mom’s bidet!!!
4. One dirty diaper and this is how they treat me!
5. Sure beats waterboarding!
6. I’m not a witch!!!
7. I can’t get no respect!
8. FUTURE APOSTATE
9. Your Honor, I swear I’m almost innocent.
10. “They put WHO in the White House?!?!!!!”
11. The pause that refreshes.
12. You’ve come a long way Baby!
13. A little dab’ll do ya
14. Calgon! Take me away!!!
15. Good to the last drop
16. Look, Ma, no cavities!
I Changed My Mind!
But wait! I was told there’s be rubber duckies!!
What do you mean I have to “share in Christ’s death”? I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS.
“Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home!”
Give me liberty and give me death
What do you mean by “squeal like a pig”?
Elizabeth Scalia is a Benedictine Oblate and the Managing Editor of the Catholic Portal at Patheos. She is an award-winning writer and a regularly-featured columnist at [Read More...]
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