Photo Caption Contest

Via reader Mike and the Wall Street Journal:

Best caption gets a prize.

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  • Foxx

    Warning!

    Baptizing baby Chuck Norris can be bad for your health.

  • Karen

    “My therapist is going to be hearing about this!”

  • Deacon Greg Kandra

    CAMERAS!? WTF?? I said NO CAMERAS! DON’T YOU PEOPLE LISTEN?! DO I HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING FOR YOU PEOPLE??!! GET MY AGENT ON THE PHONE…

  • Phil

    What am I going to do next? I’m going to the Vatican!

  • Ken

    Come on folks, aren’t we taking this Polar Plunge thing a bit too far?

  • Veronica

    Channeling William Wallace: “FREEEEEEEDOM!!!!!”

  • Nellie

    HOLY SPIRIT! Beam me up!!

  • Andrew J Matt

    Thanks a flippin’ lot, Saint Augustine! This infant baptism thing was a GREAT IDEAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • Ronald

    DO YOU WANT TO TRADE PLACES?!!!

  • Lifelong Lutheran

    Nooooo!!!! I LIKE being a sinnerrrrrrr!

  • joshaurora

    “What have I done with my Life!!?

  • AuntieD

    What do you mean I’ve died with Christ? I was just born!

  • Frances

    The Church: scarin’ the hell out of ‘em. One sinner at a time.

  • The Punsters

    Some captions from the Left Coast Night Owls:

    1. I’m too young for a colonoscopy!!!

    2. Hey! That looks like Mom’s bidet!!!

    3. Fuggedaboudit!!!!

    4. One dirty diaper and this is how they treat me!

    5. Sure beats waterboarding!

    6. I’m not a witch!!!

    7. I can’t get no respect!

    8. FUTURE APOSTATE

    9. Your Honor, I swear I’m almost innocent.

    10. “They put WHO in the White House?!?!!!!”

    11. The pause that refreshes.

    12. You’ve come a long way Baby!

    13. A little dab’ll do ya

    14. Calgon! Take me away!!!

    15. Good to the last drop

    16. Look, Ma, no cavities!

  • Writemarc2010

    I Changed My Mind!

  • Anonymous

    But wait! I was told there’s be rubber duckies!!

  • Helen Lee27

    What do you mean I have to “share in Christ’s death”? I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS.

  • Anonymous

    “Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home!”

  • Peskemom

    Give me liberty and give me death

  • bobcos

    What do you mean by “squeal like a pig”?


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