Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards wants you to know a couple things:
- She’s really sorry for the “tone and statement” of a salad-munching abortionist. So gauche. Abortionists are too close to what they do to entertain euphemisms, though.
- Planned Parenthood’s interests are as vapidly vague as a politicians: “we support millions of people, as they build their futures and pursue their goals.”
- She’s really mad that some scum outfit “secretly recorded, heavily edited video” (as Allah points out, “the full video has been available for days”) to make “outrageous claims about programs that help women donate fetal tissue for medical research.”
So, the euphemisms get more convoluted. Women aren’t going in for abortions; they’re not going to Planned Parenthood to stop what will continue to live, if it’s not killed. They’re simply paying money so Planned Parenthood can help them donate their baby’s organs for medical research.
What could possibly be wrong with that? What sort of horrible moralists would dare get in the way of women who want to pay PP for the privilege of donating their baby’s organs?
Noble Planned Parenthood “stands behind our work to help women and families to donate tissue for medical research when they wish to.”She ain’t no ways sorry to know that her abortionists “basically crush below, I’m gonna crush above, and I’m gonna see if I can get [all the valuable organs] intact…” as they secure “tissue donations” from these women.
A very pretty grotesque, our Ms. Richards. A bear that is not happy to have been messed with.
Tom McDonald gets the last word:
Don’t miss Mollie Hemingway’s Media Analysis of this story. She destroys the New York Times. And yes, it goes with the video. As does this point: Planned Parenthood’s real crime is making us notice