From Vagina to Vitae

Regular readers are aware that I once wrote a post entitled Labia's Up; Vagina Gazing Season is Open.It is evidence of my own naivete that I created that title without ever once considering the shock-effect it would have on people using google to search for something very different than a rant about The Vagina Monologues.As I have written, I have loud issues with that insipid play and so my warrior vagina and I have done battle against it, when we were not quasi-sneering at Vagina Health … [Read more...]

Snap into shape, Vaginas!

On one hand, the press is telling us that America is in terrible shape: she is economically depressed.Bad Bush = tight spot.But wait! On the other hand, this NY Times feature on a woman's pelvic fitness spa, suggests that tight spots may have absolutely nothing to do with bad old Bush at all!And if women are paying $150.00 a pop to wrap their vaginal muscles around a doctor's fingers then perhaps people are not feeling as squeezed as we've been led to believe!...comes the first … [Read more...]

My husband is a gem, a jewel!

I don't write much about my husband because he's a private fella; now and again I'll relate a period of puzzlement he may express regarding our children or the books that disturb his sleep, or some recipe-gone-wrong. I think once I referred to him as a "swell egg."But after reading Rachel Lucas and Dr. Helen on this miserable toothache of a woman who recommends treating a husband like a child in order to achieve "parity" in marriage (dear Lord in heaven - who has been promoting this myth … [Read more...]

Furnace dead; house cold

The other day the old furnace needed repair.Tonight...the old furnace dead. House cold.This is unrelated to the technical difficulties that kept me from writing earlier today. But it's been one of those days.To keep you amused and entertained while things are a bit undone over here, I'll show you my most googled post, which KIA asked me about a few days ago.LABIAS UP! VAGINA-GAZING SEASON IS OPEN! Originally posted November, 2005Or something. (H/T Tongue-tied.) No, … [Read more...]

Labias Up! Vagina-gazing season is open!

Or something. (H/T Tongue-tied.) No, REALLY. :-)Calling all women of color.“The Vagina Monologues” wants you.That’s the message students have heard in the past weeks, as the annual show has opted to bring women of color center stage, while planning to leave many white women behind the curtains. ... But many other students who participated in previous shows said women of color have stayed away from the play because they believe the script portrays minorities negatively. ... “We ca … [Read more...]

Geena Davis and Iconic women

So, everyone is all of a doo-dah about this new Geena Davis show, wherein she will be the first female president.ABC is doing its part to help the Hillary '08 campaign with this transparent attempt to get the nation "comfortable" with the idea of a woman president - one who will be portrayed as having soft edges, to round out Hillary's own spear-sharp ones.Funny how campaign-finance laws restrict the free speech of bloggers and independant groups, but don't consider how the arts contribute … [Read more...]

Inclusive language gets sillier

Tracey at Worship Naked has a post that almost made my head explode. She started out, last week, with an English quiz that was pretty simple, but now she's moved on to something about Zie Zim Zir/Zirs Zimself - new words and forms meant to protect the delicate sensibilities of the neo-victorian prudes who have a case of the vapors if they hear a rude masculine form.But I will let Tracey explain:"Every person is entitled to their own opinion."Technically, what's wrong with this sentence … [Read more...]

The Papal Catch-22 and Women’s Ordination

I hardly ever post someone else's blogpost in its entirety, but this is too good not to. From Ignatius Insight. For those who don't quite understand why the pope can't just "change" things, read it all and get a load of that last graph.The Associated Press is running a story on Pope Benedict XVI's homily at St. John Lateran, where he was "installed as Bishop of Rome."The story reports that Benedict XVI "will stick to Pope John Paul II's unwavering stands against abortion and … [Read more...]

I had nothing to do with this

Hate in your heart will consume you, too...Will Smith, Just the two of us...A fellow blogger who shall remain nameless suggested that Maureen Dowd lost her prime Sunday op-ed journo real estate because of some things I'd written in response to her dopiness, here and here...and, um...well, here.I say no. Whatever has happened to Maureen Dowd has happened to her because she has completely given herself over to her hatred. Hate in your heart will consume you, too, and MoDo is sadly … [Read more...]

How does Abortion connect to Breast Cancer?

Down in this thread David Justus wrote a thoughtful commentary, at one point wondering if the negative effects of abortion on the body (I was writing specifically about "chi" or "energy") would be similar in the case of a miscarriage or spontaneous abortion.Clearly, the energetic (whatever you want to call it) effects on a body would not be the same, because the circumstances are completely different in terms of human body chemistry, and I just wanted to touch briefly on that with regards to … [Read more...]