The Problem of Maria: Deacon Greg Says “Don’t Solve It”

Photoshopped by the brilliant and generous Brandon Vogt

One of my brothers owns a small community theater, and he always dreads it when they schedule The Sound of Music (or, as both he and Christopher Plummer refer to it, The Sound of Mucus). He has a love/hate relationship with the play, which always sells out but makes him long to follow it up with something a little less gooey and sentimental, like Urinetown.For this reason, and this reason alone, I would never introduce my brother to Deacon Greg Kandra.Deacon Greg Kandra has made no … [Read more...]