… I bet you thought I forgot! I know you’ve all been anxiously awaiting the results of the 2009 Cannonball Awards… with out further ado let me introduce to you this year’s winners…
Bat Shit Crazy
It was a cage match battle to the death in this category, but in the end I had to concede my crown as last year’s winner. I just wasn’t willing to go off my meds for the sake of a blog award. However, the Digital Hairshirt had no such reservations making her this year’s new reigning Queen of Crazy.
Susan Boyle Award
Danielle Bean, you won! And, no, not because we thought you needed to wax your eyebrows. You won for being surprisingly talented. Not that that implies no one expected you be talented. Never mind. You won!
Best Blog That Needs to be Updated More Often
Sweeping this category for a landslide victory is Fr. Erik’s Orthometer. Having won in two categories, you can stop taunting the Southerners and go update your blog now.
I want to thank everyone who helped make these awards a huge success. Wait. I would be thanking myself. I want to thank everyone who’s blog gained recognition off the sweat of my labors. You deserved it.
Congratualtions to all the winners!
Losers, take note. Shameless posturing pays off. See next year.