When The Gov’t Shut Downs …

… EVERYONE DIES! Because you can’t enroll for Obamacare

Or get the flu.

We're sorry, but we will not be tweeting or responding to @ replies during the government shutdown. We'll be back as soon as possible!

— CDC Flu (@CDCFlu) October 1, 2013

Check out pick up lines inspired by the government shutdown. #shutdownpickuplines

Congress might be closed, but we can always have a caucus at my place. #shutdownpickuplines

— Aaron Cynic (@aaroncynic) September 30, 2013

Stay classy.