a thanksgiving recap…

... 2:00 pm Wednesday afternoon arrived at the familia's, chaos ensues.2:05 pm begin drinking.5:00 pm more guests arrive, more drinking6:00 pm festivities in full swing, beer run7:00 pm take out chinese dinner8:00 pm card games, drinking games10:00 pm completely inebriated, let's go grocery shopping!10:45 pm almost thrown out of Food Lion, MVP card surrender to store manager. BANNED!11:00 pm return home with enough banana pudding ingredients to feed an army12:15 am sleeping it off8:30 am … [Read more...]

sadness is…

... hanging mistletoe and having no one to kiss. Mocking mistletoe. … [Read more...]

seige of acre…

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time to play “things I have set on fire”…

... the mystery item was set on fire this time last year, the fire department was not called, and the mystery item was not a living animal or person. Can you guess what item The Crescat inadvertently set aflame? … [Read more...]

a little turkey day humor…

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santa baby…

... Dear Santa, As practical as socks and holiday sweaters are; please, for once just get me something I ask for. My very own Swiss Guard. … [Read more...]

sadness is…

... not being carded at the liquor store or no longer being asked to show your ID at the door of club. … [Read more...]

the following is a message to all turkeys…

Dear Turkeys; I am sorry God made you inferior and flightless. Therefore it is your plight to suffer the fate of being devoured by millions of Americans tomorrow. I apologize in advance for the ravenous way in which myself, my family, and the citizens of this nation will masticate your tender juicy golden browned carcass. Love, Carnivore Kat … [Read more...]

How it easy is to sing praise to Our Lord when we are abundantly blessed. A true lover of Christ will offer prayers of thanks giving and glorify God even when deeply afflicted, for they are wise enough to know that everything they have, even their very being, can not be unless God wills it. Annunciation detail by Mathias Grunewald.Happy thanks giving, all.I am on hiatus till Saturday. … [Read more...]

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