sadness is…

... sending out 67 Christmas cards knowing you'll be lucky to get three in return... and NO, email greetings will NOT suffice! Hiss. spit. growl. … [Read more...]

a special malta monday…

... dedicated to Fr. Edward Nemeth and my apparent altar ego, Elizabeth Westhoff. … [Read more...]

a thanksgiving recap…

... 2:00 pm Wednesday afternoon arrived at the familia's, chaos ensues.2:05 pm begin drinking.5:00 pm more guests arrive, more drinking6:00 pm festivities in full swing, beer run7:00 pm take out chinese dinner8:00 pm card games, drinking games10:00 pm completely inebriated, let's go grocery shopping!10:45 pm almost thrown out of Food Lion, MVP card surrender to store manager. BANNED!11:00 pm return home with enough banana pudding ingredients to feed an army12:15 am sleeping it off8:30 am … [Read more...]

sadness is…

... hanging mistletoe and having no one to kiss. Mocking mistletoe. … [Read more...]

seige of acre…

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time to play “things I have set on fire”…

... the mystery item was set on fire this time last year, the fire department was not called, and the mystery item was not a living animal or person. Can you guess what item The Crescat inadvertently set aflame? … [Read more...]

a little turkey day humor…

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santa baby…

... Dear Santa, As practical as socks and holiday sweaters are; please, for once just get me something I ask for. My very own Swiss Guard. … [Read more...]

sadness is…

... not being carded at the liquor store or no longer being asked to show your ID at the door of club. … [Read more...]


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