soon, I promise…

... voting in the ugliest church art contest will begin shortly. I swear it. … [Read more...]

everywhere present and fillest all things…

In the Tomb with the body, and in Hades with the soul, in Paradise with the thief, and on the Throne with the Father and the Spirit, wast thou, O Christ, who art everywhere present and fillest all things. … [Read more...]

some one to have your back…

... on a recent hiking trip with The Boy I spied some yummy berries growing in a thick. I plucked a handful and ate them with out a moment's hesitation. My son just eyed me suspiciously when I offered him some."But mom, what if they are poison and we both eat them who is going to be alive to tell the police what we ate?" Well it least one of us is a responsible adult. … [Read more...]

more reasons we are cooler…

... Catholics are cuddlier. … [Read more...]

the papist prerequisite…

Updated: 3/14/2013. I have since recanted all this nonsense.... it is with charity that I say this to my single female readers... No, you will not find the man of your dreams at mass. You will not exchange glances from across the pew and thus begin a whirl wind romance ending with an "I do." finale. I won't deny that a few woman may have met their husbands in church but they are the rare, very rare, exception and not the rule. If you are in your mid-thirties, such as I am, the choices are … [Read more...]

that’s why blog has a disclaimer…

... I am not the Pope, I only play one on the internet. I did not write the Magisterium, I am only faithful to it. If your tender sensibility's are offended by my "elitist" attitude toward ecclesiastical and liturgical art, so much so you feel compelled to send an email stating your disgust for my blog... please allow me to clarify my position on your feelings... … [Read more...]

being Catholic is so much fun I can’t friggin stand it…

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blog what you know…

... they say good writers write about what they know. What I know is that I find myself suddenly single yet again and have decided instead of giving up I want to try my hand in the dating world. Holy hell. I'm not sure if that makes me a hopeful romantic or a glutton for punishment. Either way I decided to blog about this highly personal aspect of my life and tackle the topic of courting as a Catholic. Heaven help us all. … [Read more...]

tacky …

... don't forget to caption the tacky art. Even though I am not taking anymore submissions you can still have fun with it. I added the final submissions...have at it. … [Read more...]