Those Unfriendly Catholics…

beacuse you're a miserable grouch that's why

... One time I was at mass when a friend interrupted my prayer to chat me up. I was like, "Really lady, leave me alone. I don't come to mass to be all social and junk. Mass is about Jesus, get away from me, can't you see I'm praying here?"Fast forward a few months later and I'm complaining, "Gee, Catholics sure are an unfriendly bunch. No one even says hello anymore. These people suck."See, the problem we have with church is rarely actually about the Church, the parish, or even … [Read more...]

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Oh, you’re still single. Let me fix that …

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... Thanksgiving is next week. You know what that means.Single ladies, brace yourselves. Annoyingly intrusive questions about your personal life are coming to a Thanksgiving dinner table near you.You can grimly smile and nod through another holiday get together or you can proactively shut them up once and for all.Introducing... Rent an ex-felon boyfriend.It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your … [Read more...]

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Nothing is private on the internet and we are all judging you…

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... I just can't take it anymore. It has to be said.Young people... use your brains and quit abusing the internet. Consider your online presence and reputation, and know the internet is forever. Also, what has been seen cannot be unseen. Oh, and actions have consequences.Here, let me help you.DON'T...1) When applying for a job or rental property, don't use an email that contains slang terms, drug references, or sexual innuendos. Your friends might find your email address … [Read more...]

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Friday is Truly a Day of Penance…

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... Ask me what kind of day I've had. Go ahead. Ask.It started with a typical work conversation. Because, the general public...Me: What's your phone numberDude: blah blah blah numbers numbers numbersMe: Is that a mobile number?Dude: No, it's a cell.Then against my better judgement I allowed my Sadistic Marathon Runner friend to talk me out my typical Friday liquid lunch at the margarita bar. She had a better suggestion. Let's take the fat girl to the gym. It'll be … [Read more...]

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