Women having a terrible time at parties in Western art…

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... because Fine Art Friday."If she plays another f*cking organ recital I will literally die right f*cking here."But wait, there's more. … [Read more...]

Antonio Banderas to Play Pope Francis in Film…

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... Yes, that's right. A movie about Pope Francis, the pope who's only a mere fourteen months into his papacy.ROME (RNS) Spanish heartthrob Antonio Banderas may be cast in the role of Pope Francis in the first feature film to be made on the life of the Argentine pontiff.Italian director Daniele Luchetti plans to make the $12 million Spanish language film, titled “Call Me Francesco,” with producer Pietro Valsecchi, who has made some of Italy’s highest-grossing movies. Valsecchi’s Rom … [Read more...]

Parent Shaming and $3M Dollar Shelves Disguised As Art…

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In today's Shitty Art News... parents let kid climb on 3 million dollar Ikea shelves. Parents and child immediately shamed on Twitter by uppity Brooklyn gallery owner.The shelving installation disguised as art is the only horrible thing I see in this photo. I don't know, the poor kid just looks bored and maybe the parents were just distracted or didn't recognize it for art or any number of scenarios we simply can't tell from this single photo. The internet shaming gallery owner stated … [Read more...]

Thomas Kinkade Meets Star Wars…

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... It's entirely possible to make Thomas Kinkade's artwork tolerable. Why, just add Storm Troopers.Glorious! I'd totally hang this next to some quality thrift store art.Thanks, Colin. … [Read more...]

Brace Yourselves, Back To School Posts Are Coming…

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... Can you believe the summer is almost over? Time for the kids to go back to school. I hear the Catholic school kids have already started school. Ha ha. My little heathen goes to public school so we've got time for one more camping trip before the end of the month. Look out...In case you haven't noticed, I've recently discovered the magic of gifs. Thus begins my one woman campaign to turn Patheos into 4chan.Every time I mention school starting back up my son starts whining … [Read more...]

God Bless ‘Murica…

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... A little late for the Fourth of July, but hey, since I'm still burning through my cache of bootleg fireworks and bathtub gin... Behold! Patriotic art that should never be.And He will raaaiiiissse you up on eagles' wiiiinnggsssss.Click here for a glorious gallery of truck stop religious art. The author of the post calls it blasphemy. I wouldn't go that far. But then again, I am an avid collector of kitsch. Awkward, a little. Intentionally blasphemous, no. Totally … [Read more...]

Lego Art Exhibit…

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... Modern art is garbage but at least this artist found a clever use for Legos that doesn't involve me stepping on them barefoot. No seriously. Have you ever stepped on a Lego in your bare feet? Crippling pain. I know what the road to Hell is really paved with.Anyway, this exhibit looks mildly amusing and entertaining. It goes to show, you're never too old to play with Legos. … [Read more...]

The Dual Nature of Christ …

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... judgment in the front, mercy in the back. … [Read more...]

The Handy Dandy Holiday Guide To Christmas Music…

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... Ah, the Christmas season. That wonderful time of year where our auditory organs are about to be assaulted with the shittiest, most sentimental musical garbage ever to be composed since Marty Haugen took up liturgical music. It's as if Thomas Kinkade decided to be a musician.Below I've composed a handy dandy musical guide for your holiday delight because I know from experience, some things just can't be unheard.Songs that are NOT Christmas Music...Mary Did You Know - not … [Read more...]


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