God Bless ‘Murica…

... A little late for the Fourth of July, but hey, since I'm still burning through my cache of bootleg fireworks and bathtub gin... Behold! Patriotic art that should never be.And He will raaaiiiissse you up on eagles' wiiiinnggsssss.Click here for a glorious gallery of truck stop religious art. The author of the post calls it blasphemy. I wouldn't go that far. But then again, I am an avid collector of kitsch. Awkward, a little. Intentionally blasphemous, no. Totally … [Read more...]

Lego Art Exhibit…

... Modern art is garbage but at least this artist found a clever use for Legos that doesn't involve me stepping on them barefoot. No seriously. Have you ever stepped on a Lego in your bare feet? Crippling pain. I know what the road to Hell is really paved with.Anyway, this exhibit looks mildly amusing and entertaining. It goes to show, you're never too old to play with Legos. … [Read more...]

The Dual Nature of Christ …

... judgment in the front, mercy in the back. … [Read more...]

The Handy Dandy Holiday Guide To Christmas Music…

... Ah, the Christmas season. That wonderful time of year where our auditory organs are about to be assaulted with the shittiest, most sentimental musical garbage ever to be composed since Marty Haugen took up liturgical music. It's as if Thomas Kinkade decided to be a musician.Below I've composed a handy dandy musical guide for your holiday delight because I know from experience, some things just can't be unheard.Songs that are NOT Christmas Music...Mary Did You Know - not … [Read more...]

Hump Day Humor…

... If you don't already, follow Catholic Memes.And be sure to check out the edible art restoration too. … [Read more...]

OK, this is the last you’ll see of the Borja Jesus. I promise…

... because really, you can't possibly top this.Catholic Memes … [Read more...]

Saturday Stupid Things…

... A sense the beginnings of a new meme.From this...to this...and now this, The Borja Jesus has a Twitter account.with a little math thrown in for good measure...And lastly, unlock your inner amateur art restorer here and create one of your own.And totally unrelated to the Borja Jesus, yet still an example of art behaving badly - The Nicolas Cage Madonna. Ta Da!Thanks, Digi. You are much loved. … [Read more...]

Truly, Baby Jesus Weeps…

... Art restoration gone horribly wrong."The leftmost image is how the painting looked two years ago; the middle image is how it looked in July, when it was photographed for a catalog of regional religious art. The image on right is how it looked when the Centro went to check it out on August 6th after receiving the donation. Hmm.The restored version is apparently the work of an octogenarian neighbor of the church, who, noticing the damage to the painting, took it upon herself to … [Read more...]

not art…

... anything that Yoko Ono does. … [Read more...]