Being Vegan makes you better than most people…

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... Because this made me totally laugh, and why should I have all the fun.Submitted on a rental application --Have you or anyone to be living in this property been arrested and/or convicted for any criminal offense? Yes/No (Circle one) EXPLAIN FULLY:Yes, in April of 2010 I was stopped at a DUI checkpoint and blew a .10, not my proudest moment but I have used this experience as a catalyst to turn my life around and am a better person. I am now a cyclist and a vegan. … [Read more...]

Look at me. Ma, look at me. Look at me. Look at meeeeeeeee…

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... In case you were wondering why I don't update the blog as much as I used to -- meet my workplace environment.What? Were you trying to get something done around here? That's cute. … [Read more...]

Unicorns Poop Magic Rainbows…

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... That's it. That's all I got. Unicorns poop magic rainbows.For ten days I've been unable to write a single thing. Ten days! Ten long, miserable days of nothing.Desperate times calling for desperate measure, I locked myself in my bedroom till I have written something of worth. I've been here 5 hours 12 minutes and 7 second. Eight seconds. Nine seconds.Like any normal person locked in a room with a computer and a stalled creative process... I started binging on … [Read more...]

Nothing is private on the internet and we are all judging you…

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... I just can't take it anymore. It has to be said.Young people... use your brains and quit abusing the internet. Consider your online presence and reputation, and know the internet is forever. Also, what has been seen cannot be unseen. Oh, and actions have consequences.Here, let me help you.DON'T...1) When applying for a job or rental property, don't use an email that contains slang terms, drug references, or sexual innuendos. Your friends might find your email address … [Read more...]

This Season I am Going to be the Most Encouraging Mom at the Ball Park…

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... I am that mom. That mom at your kid's sports event. Not exactly a soccer mom. I don't know what soccer moms do or what it is about them that earn them the label 'soccer mom' -- I think it has to do with being suburban and driving minivans, both of which do not apply. Also, I am not sure if being a soccer mom has anything to do with being a fan of the sport or not, cause honestly, I can't see anyone, outside of Seattle, caring about soccer in this country.No, I'm worse than a soccer mom. … [Read more...]

Turning The Sacraments into Perfunctory Gestures…

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... See, this is why I could never be a catechist. I would lose my mind.Warning: languageA close acquaintance told me that she has several kids in her 2nd grade First Communion class who are obviously not ready. They've failed every test and consistently not handed in work. When I asked her if she just spoke to the parents, she said she's tried. They always promise things will improve but they never do. She wanted my advice.I suggested she tell the parents exactly what she told … [Read more...]

Caw, Caw. The End is Nigh…

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... I'm don't put much stock in omens, therefore I don't find it the least bit ominous that a seagull and a crow attacked two doves. The fact that the doves where released from an Apostolic Palace window during the Pope's appeal for peace in Ukraine says less about the Ukraine's future and more about the nature of gulls and crows.Being from Virginia Beach, where your chances of being crapped on by a seagull are in the top percentages, I can attest to just how vicious and nasty … [Read more...]

Rabbit Stew…

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... Awwww. We took care of the class rabbit over the weekend.Just look at his fuzzy little face and floppy little years. I bet you're like me, thinking that caring for a fuzzy bunny is warm cuddles and fluffy feet. No, it's poop pellets, pee stains, and cage rattling all. night. long.Rabbits as pets. I am against it. It's unnatural. In the grand scheme of God's design for nature, rabbits are prey not pets. The next time a rabbit is invited into my home it will be to adorn the … [Read more...]

Oh, masculinity, I weep for your demise…

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... Let me be perfectly clear; leggings are not mother flipping pants. Everybody needs to just stop. Now. They are not pants. They have never been nor will they ever be pants. Not pants. Not pants. No pantalones.Because this is what happens when allow leggings to be worn as pants...You have just had your eyes assaulted by something called meggings. What kind of man buys these things? Does he have some raiding to do in the forests of Nottingham or is he just looking for that … [Read more...]


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