Owning a Dog Makes You Crazy…

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... As you may have recalled, we got a dog right before Christmas. In that time I've discovered a very disturbing and embarrassing fact about myself. Dog ownership will make you lose your mind. Like forget how to speak proper English lose your mind. Because look at this face...Isn't dat da sweetest most kissable widdle puppy kiss face you've ever seen?!? Yes it is! Kissy widdle pup face. Who's momma's bestest boy? You are! Yes you are! … [Read more...]

Friday is Truly a Day of Penance…

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... Ask me what kind of day I've had. Go ahead. Ask.It started with a typical work conversation. Because, the general public...Me: What's your phone numberDude: blah blah blah numbers numbers numbersMe: Is that a mobile number?Dude: No, it's a cell.Then against my better judgement I allowed my Sadistic Marathon Runner friend to talk me out my typical Friday liquid lunch at the margarita bar. She had a better suggestion. Let's take the fat girl to the gym. It'll be … [Read more...]

Getting All Christmas Rant-y Up in this piece…

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Mary's pregnancy was not unplanned, m'kay.It was perfectly planned by God. To say that Mary's pregnancy was unplanned implies an accident of chance and diminishes Her powerful "yes" to God's will. The fact that she willingly accepted to become the Mother of God shows us that the Incarnation was not a mere unplanned event. God sought Mary's permission and she obediently accepted. There was nothing unplanned about this miraculous event at all. Capisce?And all this bosh about the Holy … [Read more...]

A little Friday humor…

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What? … [Read more...]

Go home pop culture, you’re drunk…

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Because my son loves this stupid song ad infinitum to ad nauseum, I was forced to watch this spectacle on TV. As we both sat their, mouths gaping, the only words I could muster were, "Say no to drugs, son. Just say no." … [Read more...]

Tune in Sunday at 9pm EST to hear me discuss love, sex, and being single…

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... Dan Sealana has invited me to be a call in guest on his show, The Mess, to discuss this post.We're going to see how many times I can say "whore" and "bat shit crazy". … [Read more...]


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