Liturgical Dance Isn’t So Bad…

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... In fact, I kinda like this.What? It's Friday. Lighten up. … [Read more...]

Crazy Crescat Poorly Illustrated…

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... It's been exactly one week since I've seen the movie The Conjuring. And I still can't sleep without the light on. What? I have an over active imagination.So anyway, I've been sleeping with a lamp on in my room.But the light was too bright. To solve this I covered the lamp shade with a pretty scarf. How bohemian.But last night I decided this bit of silliness must stop. I'm a grown woman for goodness sake. So I finally slept with the light off. Only I forgot to remove … [Read more...]

Crazy Is An Understatement…

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... This post is going to be all over the place, kind of like my day has been. Plus it's Friday. My apologies.Here's a little secret. I'm not the best, most pious Catholic in the world; I only play one of the internet.So I was reading that the USCCB decided to make today a day of prayer and fasting to end porn. And I immediately thought, well shit, the Pope wants us to fast tomorrow. Fast for two days?! I'd die! I'll waste away and die! Next thing you know I'll be advocating for … [Read more...]

Do We Need Criticism Within Criticism Within Criticism…

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... What you are about to read is a post by me criticizing a guy for writing a post criticizing Fr. Longenecker for writing a post criticizing Michael Voris.Who does that guy think he is criticizing someone like that. For shame. For that I judge him harshly and openly denounce his criticism of the good padre by... criticizing him?Wait. What?Jesus weeps!Now you can all go back to whatever it was you were doing... which I am sure was praying or feeding the poor or … [Read more...]

Outrage Fishing Brought To You By Slate…

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... What would it look like if I wanted to troll the internet just to drive up web traffic?God doesn't care if I wear daisy duke cut-offs and flip flops to mass. All that matters is that I am there to perform my liturgical dance. Michael Voris. And while I'm at it, now would be a good time to mention that I just got ordained a prophet and I am starting my own church. And I'm a lesbian. Michael Voris.What does it look like when Slate trolls the internet?Only bad people send their … [Read more...]

Why Are You Watching MTV Anyway…

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... I don't know what all the hoopla is about. Complaining about something you saw on MTV is like complaining about a specific piece of trash you saw in a landfill, to paraphrase a friend. I don't even know anyone over thirty who watches MTV.Besides, I didn't think Miley Cyrus looked that bad. … [Read more...]

Well That’ll Turn Your Week Around…

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... Dear gentleman driving the wheelchair transport van, thank you for making my week a little bit brighter. I enjoyed car dancing with you at the stop light to AC/DC's song, You Shook Me All Night Long. For once I wasn't crazy all by lonesome.We were both like...It was mighty fine of you to share your tunes with me... unlike some people.Speaking of crazy people behind the wheel. I pulled up next to this kid last night.Sonny was out cruising in his father's BMW in … [Read more...]

Phenomenally Craptastic Week…

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... I missed my calling as a hermit or rather a pampered recluse. The general public never ceases to amaze me, and by amaze I mean ::facepalm:: I guess I should be seriously grateful I'm not in customer service. I studied forensic pathology for years in hopes of never having to work with the living. Or at least seriously minimizing my contact.Fast forward fifteen years and here I am knee deep in the general public. Last week I was asked out by an ax murderer. Well, I don't know if he … [Read more...]

Vladimir Putin Riding Things…

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... I've got no excuse for this post other than I am a day drinker. Oh, and that I am suffering a bit from presidential envy.Whew. Now I need a cool down from all that unbridled masculinity. Ah, that'll do the trick. … [Read more...]


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