Crazy Is An Understatement…

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... This post is going to be all over the place, kind of like my day has been. Plus it's Friday. My apologies.Here's a little secret. I'm not the best, most pious Catholic in the world; I only play one of the internet.So I was reading that the USCCB decided to make today a day of prayer and fasting to end porn. And I immediately thought, well shit, the Pope wants us to fast tomorrow. Fast for two days?! I'd die! I'll waste away and die! Next thing you know I'll be advocating for … [Read more...]

Do We Need Criticism Within Criticism Within Criticism…

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... What you are about to read is a post by me criticizing a guy for writing a post criticizing Fr. Longenecker for writing a post criticizing Michael Voris.Who does that guy think he is criticizing someone like that. For shame. For that I judge him harshly and openly denounce his criticism of the good padre by... criticizing him?Wait. What?Jesus weeps!Now you can all go back to whatever it was you were doing... which I am sure was praying or feeding the poor or … [Read more...]

Outrage Fishing Brought To You By Slate…

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... What would it look like if I wanted to troll the internet just to drive up web traffic?God doesn't care if I wear daisy duke cut-offs and flip flops to mass. All that matters is that I am there to perform my liturgical dance. Michael Voris. And while I'm at it, now would be a good time to mention that I just got ordained a prophet and I am starting my own church. And I'm a lesbian. Michael Voris.What does it look like when Slate trolls the internet?Only bad people send their … [Read more...]

Why Are You Watching MTV Anyway…

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... I don't know what all the hoopla is about. Complaining about something you saw on MTV is like complaining about a specific piece of trash you saw in a landfill, to paraphrase a friend. I don't even know anyone over thirty who watches MTV.Besides, I didn't think Miley Cyrus looked that bad. … [Read more...]

Well That’ll Turn Your Week Around…

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... Dear gentleman driving the wheelchair transport van, thank you for making my week a little bit brighter. I enjoyed car dancing with you at the stop light to AC/DC's song, You Shook Me All Night Long. For once I wasn't crazy all by lonesome.We were both like...It was mighty fine of you to share your tunes with me... unlike some people.Speaking of crazy people behind the wheel. I pulled up next to this kid last night.Sonny was out cruising in his father's BMW in … [Read more...]

Phenomenally Craptastic Week…

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... I missed my calling as a hermit or rather a pampered recluse. The general public never ceases to amaze me, and by amaze I mean ::facepalm:: I guess I should be seriously grateful I'm not in customer service. I studied forensic pathology for years in hopes of never having to work with the living. Or at least seriously minimizing my contact.Fast forward fifteen years and here I am knee deep in the general public. Last week I was asked out by an ax murderer. Well, I don't know if he … [Read more...]

Vladimir Putin Riding Things…

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... I've got no excuse for this post other than I am a day drinker. Oh, and that I am suffering a bit from presidential envy.Whew. Now I need a cool down from all that unbridled masculinity. Ah, that'll do the trick. … [Read more...]

There is Never a Good Reason For Liturgical Dance…

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... I loathe liturgical dance with the white hot passion of a thousand burning heretics. I don't understand it's purpose other than to keep the makers of spandex unitards in business. Even more baffling is why liturgical dance has to be performed inside a Church, a sacred space. Or even worse, during the liturgy itself.I suppose if the performers did their jigs, more appropriately, in a dance hall then it couldn't technically be called liturgical dance, now could it?But that begs the … [Read more...]

Hiss. Spit. Growl…

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... I would like to take a moment to publicly thank the idiot that shut down an entire interstate during the height of the early morning commuter traffic... for a dead battery. Here, let me make this clear. Move that shit out of the road. Don't sit there taking up THREE of the four lanes of traffic while your buddy gives your battery a jump... in the middle of *@1&! interstate.Man, I wish it was socially acceptable to drink during business hours. … [Read more...]


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