Now it’s time to play, “Is It A Nun, Nazgûl, or John Kerry?” …

... Naturally it's a drinking game. However, you don't need beer goggles to mistake this photo of John Kerry, wearing a traditional Balinese “endek”, for one of those habit-less rogue nuns. It's an easy enough mistake to make. Just look at it...Speaking of habit-less rogue nuns ... when you get an endorsement from Nancy Pelosi, you might be doing Catholicism wrong.In case you can't tell, the one with the lapel pin is the nun. The other one is a Nazgûl.Bottoms up! … [Read more...]

There’s No Mercy In Baseball …

... Ah, fall baseball. Another season of ruthlessly embarrassing my son from the stands. Let's just say I am not a quiet observer of sports. Yes, I just yelled at my kid to knock your kid outta the way.What? At least I'm watching the game and being supportive and junk. You know this would never happen if they just served beer at the Little League ball park like I suggested. I'm a mellow drunk. … [Read more...]

Liturgical Dance Isn’t So Bad…

... In fact, I kinda like this.What? It's Friday. Lighten up. … [Read more...]

Crazy Crescat Poorly Illustrated…

... It's been exactly one week since I've seen the movie The Conjuring. And I still can't sleep without the light on. What? I have an over active imagination.So anyway, I've been sleeping with a lamp on in my room.But the light was too bright. To solve this I covered the lamp shade with a pretty scarf. How bohemian.But last night I decided this bit of silliness must stop. I'm a grown woman for goodness sake. So I finally slept with the light off. Only I forgot to remove … [Read more...]

Crazy Is An Understatement…

... This post is going to be all over the place, kind of like my day has been. Plus it's Friday. My apologies.Here's a little secret. I'm not the best, most pious Catholic in the world; I only play one of the internet.So I was reading that the USCCB decided to make today a day of prayer and fasting to end porn. And I immediately thought, well shit, the Pope wants us to fast tomorrow. Fast for two days?! I'd die! I'll waste away and die! Next thing you know I'll be advocating for … [Read more...]

Do We Need Criticism Within Criticism Within Criticism…

... What you are about to read is a post by me criticizing a guy for writing a post criticizing Fr. Longenecker for writing a post criticizing Michael Voris.Who does that guy think he is criticizing someone like that. For shame. For that I judge him harshly and openly denounce his criticism of the good padre by... criticizing him?Wait. What?Jesus weeps!Now you can all go back to whatever it was you were doing... which I am sure was praying or feeding the poor or … [Read more...]

Outrage Fishing Brought To You By Slate…

... What would it look like if I wanted to troll the internet just to drive up web traffic?God doesn't care if I wear daisy duke cut-offs and flip flops to mass. All that matters is that I am there to perform my liturgical dance. Michael Voris. And while I'm at it, now would be a good time to mention that I just got ordained a prophet and I am starting my own church. And I'm a lesbian. Michael Voris.What does it look like when Slate trolls the internet?Only bad people send their … [Read more...]

Why Are You Watching MTV Anyway…

... I don't know what all the hoopla is about. Complaining about something you saw on MTV is like complaining about a specific piece of trash you saw in a landfill, to paraphrase a friend. I don't even know anyone over thirty who watches MTV.Besides, I didn't think Miley Cyrus looked that bad. … [Read more...]

Well That’ll Turn Your Week Around…

... Dear gentleman driving the wheelchair transport van, thank you for making my week a little bit brighter. I enjoyed car dancing with you at the stop light to AC/DC's song, You Shook Me All Night Long. For once I wasn't crazy all by lonesome.We were both like...It was mighty fine of you to share your tunes with me... unlike some people.Speaking of crazy people behind the wheel. I pulled up next to this kid last night.Sonny was out cruising in his father's BMW in … [Read more...]