Did Someone Say “Game of Thrones”…

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... No? Well, too bad. My blog.So I just finished reading a Clash of Kings, book 2 in the series, and I was all hyped to sit down and watch Season 2. I got out my television series watching provisions - wine and chocolate - and readied myself for a Game of Thrones marathon.But noooooooooooooo. Is it showing on Netflix? Nope. Hulu? Nada. Amazon? Not there. How about iTunes. Nothing. Not even on HBO unless you're a subscriber. Bastards!Clearly I am forced to pirate the series … [Read more...]

Where I Become Completely Unhinged…

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... What is it about "rent is due on the first of each month and late after the fifth" that is so damn hard to understand?! If it's November 6th, guess what, your rent is late and you pay a late fee.Every month it's the same thing, and the same people. They come strolling in the day after the fifth and act all surprised and indignant when I tell them they need to pay a late fee. They even have the gall to argue with me about it. They pout, swear, and call me names - like mean-y rent lady. … [Read more...]

Shameless beggars and candy opportunists…

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... What has happened to my beloved Halloween?! Who are these entitled beggars shuffling up to the door? Kids don't even try anymore. And young ladies, there are plenty of things you can be for Halloween besides naked.Your amateurism has forced me to lay down some guidelines for next year.1- putting random shit on your head does not a costume make. If you are wearing street clothes and a mask you will not get a single piece of candy from me.2 - If you can legally drive a car … [Read more...]

Leggings Are Not Pants …

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... and in case I wasn't clear; leggings are not pants. No, they are not. Not pants. No pantalones. If you think they are, you might be an attention whore.NOT PANTS!Also, a shirt dress is not a dress. It has the word "shirt" in it which means it's not a real dress. Allow me reiterate for the sake of clarity.Shirt Dress ≠ Dress.This is commonly referred to as being out in public half naked. And yes, you still might be an attention whore. … [Read more...]

OK, this is the last you’ll see of the Borja Jesus. I promise…

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... because really, you can't possibly top this.Catholic Memes … [Read more...]

The Confessional Nature of Blogging …

... I watched Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC last night.That is all. … [Read more...]

In case you were dying to know how the LCWR went…

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... It was a smash hit.Photo source: "Barbara Marx Hubbard smiled as women religious welcomed her to the stage with a dance." … [Read more...]

It’s like giving yourself a lobotomy with a dull spoon…

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... Exhibit A: the super groovy key note speaker at this week's LCWR Assembly, Conscious Evolutionist Barbara Marx Hubbard.What the what? I just... don't... what did she say? I don't understand the words coming out of her mouth. They defy logic.Related Links: Is it witchcraft or one too many pot brownies? … [Read more...]

In Defense of Tolerance Nazi, Adam Smith…

... Yes. You read that right. I am defending the epic display of douche-baggery exhibited by Adam Smith in this video, that's now gone viral and led to his firing.Let's examine this video briefly. Everything about his smug manner and feeling of "purposefulness" is typical of the Tolerance Nazi. All the classic, and blatantly ironic, characteristics are present; use of bully tactics to promote anti-bullying and being aggressively hateful while protesting hate.While his arrogance is … [Read more...]


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