Remember that time when I cooked Thanksgiving dinner…

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... Yeah, well all those sticks of butter were sacrificed, sadly, for this. Sad casseroles that no one would eat. … [Read more...]

Brace yourself, I am going to cook this Thanksgiving…

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... Get poison control on speed dial and hide yo' butter cause I'm making three, yes three, Paula Deen recipes. Every year it's an on going controversy in my family... if you make stuffing why do you need mashed potatoes? It's too much starch. Funny, how I'm worrying about too many carbs but am on board with stopping the flow of blood to my heart by consuming unholy amounts of butter. What's on the menu, you ask. Turkey, of course. Deviled eggs, biscuits, stuffing, sweet potato … [Read more...]

if I started a cooking blog it would be called ‘Burnt Offerings’…

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... because cooking is hard. It's a minor miracle I haven't died of scurvy or malnutrition yet. If I ever get re-married I need to find one of those patient and understanding types of men to say soothing and comforting things to me ... I burned a roast in the crock pot. I'm actually amazed at my own culinary ineptitude. How can you burn anything in a crock pot? A crock pot is almost magical - insert meat, switch on, come home from work 8 hours later, eat juicy meat. This is clearly a … [Read more...]