I Hate Flowers…

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... I hate flowers. Specifically, I hate those overpriced bouquets that professional florists sell. You know the ones that costs a hundred dollars and look about as natural as a Thomas Kinkade painting.The most beautiful bunch of flowers I ever saw was a handful of wildflowers picked off the side of the road from one of those state sponsored government beautification initiatives. I am pretty sure it's illegal to pick them, but damn, those were some mighty pretty flowers.Anyway. … [Read more...]

La La La, I Can’t Hear You …

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... I'm opting out of papal news for a bit. At least until the new penny shine wears off of Francis and the media realizes, oops, the pope is still Catholic.In the meantime, for your pleasure...NARAL needs to learn to f*cking read. Francis excommunicates Australian priest, media crickets.Fr. James Martin explains why Catholic media was shut out of advanced copies of big Jebbie interview with Francis.Popes in the News - the media embraces in Francis what they … [Read more...]

M is For “Monday” and “Magnanimous” …

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... I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays almost as much as I hate that moment when you realize that you spend more time writing indignant rants on the internet than you do in prayer and you think, gee I suck and am miserable.I can always tell when I've been neglecting things spiritually. I go into panic mode and the writing starts to go off the rails. My confessor once told me to pray to St. Catherine of Siena for a magnanimous soul. Having magnanimity as a characteristic sounds hard. The … [Read more...]

Hiss. Spit. Growl…

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... I would like to take a moment to publicly thank the idiot that shut down an entire interstate during the height of the early morning commuter traffic... for a dead battery. Here, let me make this clear. Move that shit out of the road. Don't sit there taking up THREE of the four lanes of traffic while your buddy gives your battery a jump... in the middle of *@1&! interstate.Man, I wish it was socially acceptable to drink during business hours. … [Read more...]

Chupacabra, Alien, or Devil Dog. Just a Typical Evening In Rural North Carolina…

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... Have I mentioned lately how hard it is to get adjusted to living in a rural area? There's the being so secluded no one can hear your screams freaky, the unpredictable and hostile animals freaky, and the monsters in the woods freaky. And don't get me started on the insects! But this weekend added a whole new level to the freakiness that is my everyday life. I saw a Chupacrabra Friday night. At least that is what everyone is telling me I saw. Or maybe it was a mountain lion... in … [Read more...]

Hiss. Spit. Growl…

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... This is why I hate going to the movies. No scratch that. This is why I hate going out and having to deal with the general public. It's like no one gives a damn any more. Has everyone completely quit trying to be civil or have manners?And who brings a squalling infant to a PG-13 movie? A noisy shoot-em-up PG-13 movie with lots of loud and startling noises? And the teenage girl beside me in the theater checked her freaking phone every 15 secs. Do you know how bright and utterly … [Read more...]

Cohabitation is a smack in the face …

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... Working in real estate affords me a candid peek into different types of living arrangements, many of which are considered unconventional. You'd think I'd be used to some things having been in this business close to a decade. But I will never ever get used to the well meaning parents who casually co-sign for their children to cohabitate with their significant others. That, that right there blows my mind.I cannot even begin to count the number of bright young girls who've sat at this desk … [Read more...]

I don’t do earth day…

I will never understand how people can weep over a "dead" tree and then celebrate the destruction of human life in the womb. Or how these same uber militant environmentalists think nothing of polluting the water supply and their bodies with chemically manufactured cancer causing abortificants. The same thing applies to Genetically Modified Organisms. GMO in food, bad. GMO in the human gene pool, scientific progress.I have no patience for hippies and their contradictory mentality. … [Read more...]

Do they make a Hallmark card celebrating decapitation…

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... No? Then shut the hell up with your roses and chocolates and crap.Source: Catholic MemesNow go mortify or starve yourself or something. It's Lent. Or embrace your inner slav and celebrate the feasts of Sts. Cyril and Methodius by drinking lots of vodka.Other junk I've written about St. Valentine's day...Junk about skulls and martyrs. Junk about women leaving men the hell alone today. Junk about those stupid classroom Valentine's kids are forced to bring and share. … [Read more...]


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