Approach with caution…

... Shit I'm old. … [Read more...]

Whatsamatta, St. Ann? You got selective hearing?

... Look. I'm writing about something that has nothing to do with dieting. Be amazed.So here's a happy story about a woman who prayed to St. Ann and got herself a man. Not just any man...a Swiss Guard.You want to call me obsessive about anything, call me obsessive about the Guardia Svizzera Pontificia. Sigh. So molto bello.What's not to love? Handsome, single, manly, and Catholic.I'm happy for the soon-to-bride. No, really I am. I love that you all have sent me links … [Read more...]

I Hate Flowers…

... I hate flowers. Specifically, I hate those overpriced bouquets that professional florists sell. You know the ones that costs a hundred dollars and look about as natural as a Thomas Kinkade painting.The most beautiful bunch of flowers I ever saw was a handful of wildflowers picked off the side of the road from one of those state sponsored government beautification initiatives. I am pretty sure it's illegal to pick them, but damn, those were some mighty pretty flowers.Anyway. … [Read more...]

Cohabitation is a smack in the face …

... Working in real estate affords me a candid peek into different types of living arrangements, many of which are considered unconventional. You'd think I'd be used to some things having been in this business close to a decade. But I will never ever get used to the well meaning parents who casually co-sign for their children to cohabitate with their significant others. That, that right there blows my mind.I cannot even begin to count the number of bright young girls who've sat at this desk … [Read more...]