rear view mirror horror

... I can't be the only one who's constantly jumping at the reflection of the backseat headrests in their car's rear-view mirror. … [Read more...]

Unicorns Poop Magic Rainbows…


... That's it. That's all I got. Unicorns poop magic rainbows.For ten days I've been unable to write a single thing. Ten days! Ten long, miserable days of nothing.Desperate times calling for desperate measure, I locked myself in my bedroom till I have written something of worth. I've been here 5 hours 12 minutes and 7 second. Eight seconds. Nine seconds.Like any normal person locked in a room with a computer and a stalled creative process... I started binging on … [Read more...]

Friday is Truly a Day of Penance…


... Ask me what kind of day I've had. Go ahead. Ask.It started with a typical work conversation. Because, the general public...Me: What's your phone numberDude: blah blah blah numbers numbers numbersMe: Is that a mobile number?Dude: No, it's a cell.Then against my better judgement I allowed my Sadistic Marathon Runner friend to talk me out my typical Friday liquid lunch at the margarita bar. She had a better suggestion. Let's take the fat girl to the gym. It'll be … [Read more...]