You can find everything on the internet…

... I love the internet. Lookit what I found. A Fulflej video. Who?I bought my first bass guitar, a bright blue Fender Squier, from the lead singer. I loved that Fender. More than I loved the boy who taught me how to play it; the shy bassist for a punk band called, of all things, Eucharist. Life is full of ironies.Now, lets just pray those photos of me with a mohawk never surface. … [Read more...]

Saturday Stupid Things…

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... A sense the beginnings of a new meme.From this...to this...and now this, The Borja Jesus has a Twitter account.with a little math thrown in for good measure...And lastly, unlock your inner amateur art restorer here and create one of your own.And totally unrelated to the Borja Jesus, yet still an example of art behaving badly - The Nicolas Cage Madonna. Ta Da!Thanks, Digi. You are much loved. … [Read more...]

The Confessional Nature of Blogging …

... I watched Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC last night.That is all. … [Read more...]

Admit it…

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... You were expecting Her Majesty to say "may the odds be ever in your favor" after she officially opened the games. You were. You know you were. … [Read more...]

Chicken Gate Update: How to Fail at a Boycott…

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... "Tolerance" Nazis, you're doing it wrong.Click to enlarge … [Read more...]

Do not take nutritional advice from me. Ever …

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... You know what I have for dinner when my son's not home and I don't have to cook, or I come home late from work and don't want to cook, or more typically just don't plain feel like cooking?Cereal.Or maybe a Poptart and a glass of wine. I've also been known to eat a bag of Cheetos over the kitchen sink. What? No one's around to see. And judge.See. It's not good for man to be alone. If I were I'd quite possible be dead from scurvy by now. … [Read more...]

a new avatar…

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... What do you think, too weird or totally apropos? … [Read more...]

when I let my mind wander…

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... How does one solitary show end up in the middle of the road? Where is the other shoe? How does this happen? Who goes walking along and loses their shoe and thinks "Eh, I don't really need that" and keeps on walking? And why are there so many single shoes left in the road. Is it that common to lose a shoe without notice? This strange occurrence has me baffled.Obviously the logical conclusion is alien abduction. … [Read more...]

Happy Friday Funny, y’all…

H/T Orwell's Picnic. … [Read more...]


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