I guess I’ve been watching too many episodes of Mad Men because when my boss said we’d be getting a new drink machine I imagined this…

... needless to say I was left bitterly disappointed. … [Read more...]

In a vain attempt to make Monday mornings slightly more tolerable…

Chicky Baby's Dress

... I offer, for your personal enjoyment, this picture of a chicken in a dress. Monday Morning Chicken is a tradition of Old McDonald.And while you are there at McDonald's farm check out his Lego Star Wars Barrel Organ of Awesomeness. … [Read more...]

Personally, I like settling matters with a cage match battle to the death…

... But Twitter is an OK way to determine positions of church hierarchy, I suppose, since it's obvious moral authority, apostolic succession, and common sense do not apply to the Church of England and their online popularity contest to determine the new Archbishop of Canterbury.The 'contest' is even open to members of other faiths... naturally, I begin campaigning today.Let the battle begin.Nominate me here, @c_of_e … [Read more...]

Women’s History Month Tip #2, Play Date Drinking…

Wait, what was I saying

... When you become a mother your world is opened up to children not just your own. You become friends with other mothers. Your child will have friends and participate in extracurricular activities involving other children. In short, you may find yourself surrounded by a bunch of children you did not give birth to. This is perfectly normal, please do not panic. Wiser women before have paved a path that will ensure your survival and help maintain your sanity.One such survival method is … [Read more...]

what’s on the menu in Catholic Heaven…

SimpsonCatholicHeaven

... There's this place in Charlotte that serves the best Mexican food I have ever tasted - I'm sorry, Abuelita, forgive me. But yes, the two sisters from Nuevo Laredo who run Las Margaritas on Independence Blvd can make you feel like your stomach has died and gone to Catholic Heaven.Catholic Heaven; that culturally diverse part of Heaven where all the Papists hang out and dine, drink, and dance. It's also the part of Heaven where the taps never run dry and there are rivers of beer. … [Read more...]

I’m sure it’s quite the sacrifice…

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pity be damned…

... God has a wicked sense of humor. I can prove it.What's worse than bumping into someone you once dated looking absolutely horrible - like ripped pantyhose, tea stained blouse, haven't washed my hair in two days horrible? Why bumping into him looking that way on Valentine's Day while he's out with his new love, of course. Not only did she appear ten years my junior but her hair was clean too. Figures.Even though I looked like a vagrant I could see the painful regret in his eyes as he … [Read more...]

funny contradictions …

catholic_idolatry-child

... Interesting how this is considered wicked idolatry,but no one raises an eyebrow at this.Super Bowl side note; at least Madonna kept all her clothes on. And some dude marries a piece of bacon... why not, I guess.Yes, I'm still in a cranky mood. … [Read more...]

I’ve been in such a cranky mood this week. Let me make it up to you…

so furry

... with a bunch of heart warming news items.After cutting ties with Planned Parenthood, Susan G Komen's donations are up 100%An unexpected and unusual ordination of a priestThe Choice to Save Mothers and BabiesAnd this picture of a fluffy kitten.And a video of me making a fool of myself.It's a parody of this video. I'm not really that crazy. … [Read more...]


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