Chances Are If He Is Not Asking You Out Right Away, He Never Planned To…


... There's tips galore on how to make the most out of your online dating experience; how to create the most eye-catching profile, how not to scammed, things you should do as a woman to keep yourself physically safe, etc etc.But what about keeping yourself emotionally safe?You'll often hear in regards to safety that taking your time before meeting a stranger from online is the best way to go. Some recommend exchanging several emails over a period of time to gauge if there's any … [Read more...]

Bruce Jenner on a Ledge, World Tells Him To “JUMP”…

How unicorns feel about Bruce Jenner

... I keep reading about how Bruce Jenner is finally being "true" to himself by becoming a herself. I guess when truth is subjective anything is possible.There is nothing truthful about Bruce Jenner's appearance on the cover of Vanity Fair. It's facial feminization surgery, synthetic hormone treatments, plastic breasts, corsets, cosmetics, studio lighting, professional hairstylists, renowned photographers, and photoshop. Lots and lots of photoshop.It's a gross caricature of … [Read more...]

A Husband Who Asks For A Divorce and the Wife Who Doesn’t Buy it…


... I've been married and unhappy. I've been single and unhappy too. I've even been in perfectly wonderful relationships and been utterly miserable. There have been times in my life where I have been more successful and financially better off than other times and I can count instances of unhappiness there as well.That's because my unhappiness had zero, zilch, nothing to do with the external factors of my life during those times. Running away from responsibilities never made me happier, … [Read more...]

Oh, masculinity, I weep for your demise…


... Let me be perfectly clear; leggings are not mother flipping pants. Everybody needs to just stop. Now. They are not pants. They have never been nor will they ever be pants. Not pants. Not pants. No pantalones.Because this is what happens when allow leggings to be worn as pants...You have just had your eyes assaulted by something called meggings. What kind of man buys these things? Does he have some raiding to do in the forests of Nottingham or is he just looking for that … [Read more...]

23 signs you are a narcissist and men should probably avoid you at all costs…


... Huffington Post never fails to amuse, what with it's limitless supply of young narcissists. Meet of one of the newest additions to their writing staff, Ms. Vanessa Elizabeth, marriage mocker and travel extraordinaire. Oh, goody.I've been noticing more and more people getting engaged and/or married under the age of 23.I get it.It's cold outside... you want to cuddle and talk about your feelings... life after graduation is a tough transition... so why not just cut to the chase and … [Read more...]

Husbands, sons, priests – my plea to you to not ruin Mother’s Day…

I have no idea what the hell I'm doing

... re-posting my most favorist Mother's Day post. Originally posted May 10, 2012.Ah, Mother's Day. Not my favorite of favorite holidays but it's gotten better. In all fairness the holiday never stood a chance with me. Growing up, my relationship with my mom was strained. So strike one for Mother's Day.Then my first ever Mother's Day as a new mom I mourned the loss of my infant son. Strike two. I went to mass alone and left in tears when the priest asked all the mother's in the … [Read more...]