So There Was This One Time I Was On A Diet…

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... Then I ate an entire bag of Doritos for dinner. But I have a legitimate excuse. We'd been snowed in for three days and it was all that was left in the cabinets. That's a lie. I gave up that diet looooong before Christmas.Today my co-workers brought two dozen doughnuts to work to share. Last week it was a strawberry cream cake. It's their fault I'm fat. OK, that's another lie. While I was eating doughnuts for lunch this afternoon, I had this amazing idea. Doughnut flavored ice cream! I'm … [Read more...]


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