Oh, masculinity, I weep for your demise…


... Let me be perfectly clear; leggings are not mother flipping pants. Everybody needs to just stop. Now. They are not pants. They have never been nor will they ever be pants. Not pants. Not pants. No pantalones.Because this is what happens when allow leggings to be worn as pants...You have just had your eyes assaulted by something called meggings. What kind of man buys these things? Does he have some raiding to do in the forests of Nottingham or is he just looking for that … [Read more...]

Go home pop culture, you’re drunk…


Because my son loves this stupid song ad infinitum to ad nauseum, I was forced to watch this spectacle on TV. As we both sat their, mouths gaping, the only words I could muster were, "Say no to drugs, son. Just say no." … [Read more...]